jedimasterben Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I'm sorry You're beautiful and smart and awesome. But you don't have man parts and that's a deal breaker. Hey, if you had went through with coming here, I can supply all the man parts necessary for things. Quote Link to comment
altolamprologus Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Hey, if you had went through with coming here, I can supply all the man parts necessary for things. Thanks for the offer hun, but my man has that covered now Quote Link to comment
Bongo Shrimp Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) Thanks for the offer hun, but my man has that covered now Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and ask everyone to back the #### up a little bit. Thank you. Edited September 20, 2012 by Bongo Shrimp Quote Link to comment
LongPig Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Update: I asked Piggy out and he said no. Bloody hell. Where's Mr. Anderson? I definitely did not say no. I made a joke about not being able to handle me, you laughed in my face, kicked me in the jimmy and went to bed. Oh and you demanded sympathy frags from me for your alto related heart break. Not cool! Quote Link to comment
ZephNYC Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I definitely did not say no. I made a joke about not being able to handle me, you laughed in my face, kicked me in the jimmy and went to bed. Oh and you demanded sympathy frags from me for your alto related heart break. Not cool! She asked me for sympathy frags too!!! I think I was third on the list... Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 I'm sorry You're beautiful and smart and awesome. But you don't have man parts and that's a deal breaker. Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and ask everyone to back the #### up a little bit. Thank you. She dumped me for YOU! Dude you're HOT! NICE CHOICE ALTO! I forgive you! I definitely did not say no. I made a joke about not being able to handle me, you laughed in my face, kicked me in the jimmy and went to bed. Oh and you demanded sympathy frags from me for your alto related heart break. Not cool! I can handle you Piggy, I don't think you know how to handle me though. She asked me for sympathy frags too!!! I think I was third on the list... I did not know you like to kiss and tell Zeph! Morgan invited me for a frag menage a trois with you, not sure now.... Quote Link to comment
chrssprngs Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 @ Ben; you probably need to spend more time on Facebook. Seems more your style and you won't have to work so hard to get into relationship ending trouble. Quote Link to comment
MrAnderson Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I'm up for grabs y'all. i'll grab something up alright. Quote Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 i'll grab something up alright. she missed you. Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 she missed you. I did! Quote Link to comment
kgoldy Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 HAY! Guess who is in the hospital again. Gimme them sympathy frags! Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 HAY! Guess who is in the hospital again. Gimme them sympathy frags! what did you do to yourself now? no gory pictures here my nephew reads this thread. Quote Link to comment
Bongo Shrimp Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 She dumped me for YOU! Dude you're HOT! NICE CHOICE ALTO! I forgive you! Yeah sorry. Well actually not really. Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Yeah sorry. Well actually not really. Take care of her Bongo, Other wise ima steal your carpet. Quote Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Take care of her Bongo, Other wise ima steal your carpet. Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Okay I've decided to come clean. While I was promised to Alto I was hooking up with Mr. Anderson on the sly. That's why I could not be with Piggy although it was very tempting. Plus I was just invited for a frag party with Zeph and Reef Goddess. On top of that Jedi is a shameless flirt. On top of ALL that, I have my eye on Nano Sapiens and Hypsophrys. What's a girl supposed to do with so much choice for forum boyfriends? Alto was unique though, I don't think I can have another forum girlfriend after being with Alto for so long. She's ruined me for other chikas. Quote Link to comment
kgoldy Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 what did you do to yourself now? no gory pictures here my nephew reads this thread. Another horrible cyst. This one is way, way bigger. I think my immune system just gave up on me. No pics for this one because it's not going to be even remotely interwebs friendly. On the plus side, I'm about to get morphine, so this won't be nearly as painful as last time they lanced me. Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Another horrible cyst. This one is way, way bigger. I think my immune system just gave up on me. No pics for this one because it's not going to be even remotely interwebs friendly. On the plus side, I'm about to get morphine, so this won't be nearly as painful as last time they lanced me. Ah Kris. How long is the recovery this time? Quote Link to comment
kgoldy Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Ah Kris. How long is the recovery this time? Last time I did this, before the cutting they were like "oh, you can go to work in like 2 days". After cutting, they said "two days? Ha! Try three weeks!" Docs just told me two days recovery again... i don't trust em... Quote Link to comment
Bongo Shrimp Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) Take care of her Bongo, Other wise ima steal your carpet. Is that a threat? Haha. Look at all the macro and PURPLE SPONGE she just got. I wonder who from. so yeah my carpet is quite safe. Edited September 20, 2012 by Bongo Shrimp Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Is that a threat? Haha. Look at all the macro and PURPLE SPONGE she just got. I wonder who from. so yeah my carpet is quite safe. Bongo, I don't care how big of a cucumber is in your tank, you take care of Alto good. Or else. Quote Link to comment
Looselyhuman Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Okay I've decided to come clean. While I was promised to Alto I was hooking up with Mr. Anderson on the sly. That's why I could not be with Piggy although it was very tempting. Plus I was just invited for a frag party with Zeph and Reef Goddess. On top of that Jedi is a shameless flirt. On top of ALL that, I have my eye on Nano Sapiens and Hypsophrys. What's a girl supposed to do with so much choice for forum boyfriends? Alto was unique though, I don't think I can have another forum girlfriend after being with Alto for so long. She's ruined me for other chikas. Wait, wha?? Leave me outta this crazy love polygon. Ya dirty buncha reef swingas. Another horrible cyst. This one is way, way bigger. I think my immune system just gave up on me. No pics for this one because it's not going to be even remotely interwebs friendly. On the plus side, I'm about to get morphine, so this won't be nearly as painful as last time they lanced me. Dude. Do they know about your super dirtynatural reef tank and all the time you spend with your hands in it? I had a friend who got a massive mycobacter infection. They almost amputated his thumb before they bothered to look into possible saltwater pathogens... I believe Vancomycin or something along those lines cleared him up. Not saying this is that, but unless they know exactly what is causing this stufff you might look into possible reef-related stuff. Good luck. Quote Link to comment
metrokat Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Last time I did this, before the cutting they were like "oh, you can go to work in like 2 days". After cutting, they said "two days? Ha! Try three weeks!" Docs just told me two days recovery again... i don't trust em... Aw heck. Also I'm in agreement with Ian about reef related pathogens, let the doctors know. Quote Link to comment
Bongo Shrimp Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Bongo, I don't care how big of a cucumber is in your tank, you take care of Alto good. Or else. Woah. Ok it seems like you don't trust me. Guess you'll have to ask her yourself if I take care of her. Quote Link to comment
LongPig Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 ...and so ends the days of our lives... Quote Link to comment
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