pgrVII Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Payment of 1,000 gutloaded crickets will be deposited in a brown paper bag at our agreed upon location.False alarm.......it was only my Taylor Swift blow up doll. Hahaha 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 LMAO that Walmart strap holding a high dollar piece of granite. I am impressed you own a truck. Had you pinned as a mini van bitch. He doesn't live on a ####### farm he is just a redneck with a yard full of shit. It's my wife's truck....I drive a little go-cart. And yes....that strap was in a 4 pack for 16 bucks....so, a 4 dollar strap is holding a 9' slab of granite :^ ) I wasn't even going to strap it......the guy gave me a funny look, so I bought some.....on the end cap next to the register. Oh, in ####ing amazing happy news....WE SOLD THE MOMMY AND DADDY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!! #### YA, BITCHES!!!!! We had to keep Pickles......for now. 6 Quote Link to comment
pgrVII Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 It's my wife's truck....I drive a little go-cart. And yes....that strap was in a 4 pack for 16 bucks....so, a 4 dollar strap is holding a 9' slab of granite :^ ) I wasn't even going to strap it......the guy gave me a funny look, so I bought some.....on the end cap next to the register. Oh, in ####### amazing happy news....WE SOLD THE MOMMY AND DADDY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!! #### YA, BITCHES!!!!! We had to keep Pickles......for now. Congrats Jack! 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 I will tell you in about 20 mins when I get home. You home yet, Ms. Daisy? 3 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 It's my wife's truck....I drive a little go-cart. And yes....that strap was in a 4 pack for 16 bucks....so, a 4 dollar strap is holding a 9' slab of granite :^ ) I wasn't even going to strap it......the guy gave me a funny look, so I bought some.....on the end cap next to the register. Oh, in ####### amazing happy news....WE SOLD THE MOMMY AND DADDY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!! #### YA, BITCHES!!!!! We had to keep Pickles......for now. I like your wife's style. and to momma and daddy pickles! They're not going to become burroitos, are they? Can you send me some good mojo so I can offload our POS boat? Damn straight you have to. Your girls would be eating YOU for thanksgiving. So, who cares about all of this. What's in the box, Jack? Jack, WHAAATTT'S in the BOOOXXX? 2 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 I like your wife's style. and to momma and daddy pickles! They're not going to become burroitos, are they? Can you send me some good mojo so I can offload our POS boat? Damn straight you have to. Your girls would be eating YOU for thanksgiving. So, who cares about all of this. What's in the box, Jack? Jack, WHAAATTT'S in the BOOOXXX? My Taylor Swift blow up doll.......it's like a box within a box 5 Quote Link to comment
Lawnman Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 It's my wife's truck....I drive a little go-cart. And yes....that strap was in a 4 pack for 16 bucks....so, a 4 dollar strap is holding a 9' slab of granite :^ ) I wasn't even going to strap it......the guy gave me a funny look, so I bought some.....on the end cap next to the register. Oh, in ####### amazing happy news....WE SOLD THE MOMMY AND DADDY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!! #### YA, BITCHES!!!!! We had to keep Pickles......for now. Yeah Pickles You home yet, Ms. Daisy?Yes I am home. Took a shower and fell asleep 2 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 My Taylor Swift blow up doll.......it's like a box within a box And I just got it, perv. (and laughed) 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 :wacko:And I just got it, perv. (and laughed) After I'm done with her, I was going to send it to braaap......but, I can send her to you first if you want? 4 Quote Link to comment
Lawnman Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 After I'm done with her, I was going to send it to braaap......but, I can send her to you first if you want?Sending the male box in the mail box ? 3 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 After I'm done with her, I was going to send it to braaap......but, I can send her to you first if you want? Blow-up dolls really aren't all they're cracked up to be 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 Blow-up dolls really aren't all they're cracked up to be Ya, their squeaking gets a little annoying. And if their seems aren't quite right.....ouch. But....do you want her.....or, I COULD SEND HER TO YOUR MOTHERINLAW! 2 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Ya, their squeaking gets a little annoying. And if their seems aren't quite right.....ouch. But....do you want her.....or, I COULD SEND HER TO YOUR MOTHERINLAW! Nah, I'm all set with blow-up dolls, but thanks. But the second - BEST.IDEA.EVER in the history of ideas. And you realize you could've bought dry rock and cured/seeded it yourself and been done with your entire cycle like two weeks ago with the time it is taking you to get this "rock". 1 Quote Link to comment
pgrVII Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Shiiiiit I told jack I'd hook him up with some pukani 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Shiiiiit I told jack I'd hook him up with some pukani This is special rock....yep, that kind ;^ ) 2 Quote Link to comment
pgrVII Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 This is special rock....yep, that kind ;^ ) Hahaha Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Late breaking news - this just in: jack did not hit the desk building deadline. Project - "#### you, Pinterest!".....to be completed at a future date. In other news, my rock actually showed up and is pretty badass. Might order another piece. 5 Quote Link to comment
pgrVII Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Late breaking news - this just in: jack did not hit the desk building deadline. Project - "#### you, Pinterest!".....to be completed at a future date. In other news, my rock actually showed up and is pretty badass. Might order another piece. Pics?(at your convenience of course sir) 2 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Pics?(at your convenience of course sir) Yes, sir.....probably tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment
pgrVII Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Yes, sir.....probably tomorrow. Friggin awesome! 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 Friggin awesome! I'm liking what I got.....a lot of open space....but think I need one more....decisions. What are you up to? 1 Quote Link to comment
kimberbee Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Oh, in ####### amazing happy news....WE SOLD THE MOMMY AND DADDY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!! #### YA, BITCHES!!!!! We had to keep Pickles......for now. You split up the donkey family!?!? 1 Quote Link to comment
pgrVII Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I'm liking what I got.....a lot of open space....but think I need one more....decisions. What are you up to? Sorry for the delayed response buddy haha. One more eh? But do you think it'll take a long time again to get here? :/Cause that tank is coming along and we all wanna see it (yea n I know selfish lol) Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Sending the male box in the mail box ? HAHAHA! Just saw this. This is special rock....yep, that kind ;^ ) I don't get it. I hate when I don't get things. Late breaking news - this just in: jack did not hit the desk building deadline. Project - "#### you, Pinterest!".....to be completed at a future date. In other news, my rock actually showed up and is pretty badass. Might order another piece. Don't piss off Mrs. Jack, she won't let you drive the truck. And #holyshityouactuallygotyourspecialrock - photos please. "Might order another piece." And I'm taking this statement as a reason for a future excuse not to get your tank set up. "Well, I ordered this rock on August 8 and now 5 months later I still don't have that ONE special piece I needed to finish the scape." 3 Quote Link to comment
gena Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Oh, in ####### amazing happy news....WE SOLD THE MOMMY AND DADDY DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!! #### YA, BITCHES!!!!! Well, at least you didn't eat them! There goes the donkeys ride you promised when I come to visit LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment
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