The Official Unofficial 2017 Secret Santa Nano-Reef Gift Exchange 🎅⛄🌲

[JoeR]

11 minutes ago, HarryPotter said:

I decided I didn’t want to drive 10 miles in rushhour crawling traffic at 6pm. Today class is done at 11am, so I’ll send it out using USPS 2 day. 

 

Besides, my SS recipient can suck my balls. Or dildo, given they’ll receive a few this week! 

 

I wanted  to stuff all the gifts in condoms, but decided that was overkill. Besides, there are better uses during holiday season! 

Idk who your recipient is, but I would be very concerned if I were them haha

[HarryPotter]

3 minutes ago, JoeR said:

Idk who your recipient is, but I would be very concerned if I were them haha

 

You bastard... quoted me before I fixed my last sentence. Here on NanoReef that’s an offense punishable by death! 

 

Last year I held back. But then I got my gifts inside a blow up doll that was filled with expanding insulation foam. 

 

This year I have no mercy. 

 

Suffer, recipient. Suffer!

[JoeR]

3 minutes ago, HarryPotter said:

 

You bastard... quoted me before I fixed my last sentence. Here on NanoReef that’s an offense punishable by death! 

 

Last year I held back. But then I got my gifts inside a blow up doll that was filled with expanding insulation foam. 

 

This year I have no mercy. 

 

Suffer, recipient. Suffer!

Hah! Beat you to it.

 

So expanding insulating foam huh. I’m trying to understand the whole dynamics of that.

[HarryPotter]

8 minutes ago, JoeR said:

Hah! Beat you to it.

 

So expanding insulating foam huh. I’m trying to understand the whole dynamics of that.

 

Yeah. Blow up doll. Fill it with your gifts and then expanding insulation foam. Foam gets hard. Have to chisel out gifts. 

 

I probably got mesothelioma.... Time to jump on that lawsuit bandwagon. @jedimasterben is about to get sued for all his nerdy quadcopter gear!

[cnseekatz]

2 hours ago, HarryPotter said:

I wanted  to stuff all the gifts in condoms, but decided that was overkill. Besides, there are better uses  for them during holiday season ?

Like keistering contraband?

[lkoechle]

 

@Merthynia Thank you so much for our wonderful gifts! 

 

The lovely merthynia made us a beautiful blanket, propel for plant growth, and an IM gourmet grinder.  I absolutely love the wrapping paper.  And Sansa (the cat) quickly claimed some for herself to to run around the house with.

 

 

 

Sansa: "Oh look, the human from the internets adores me as well.  Look at these offerings!"

 

 

PS @Kellie in CA I was your santa.  @skoechle told me to keep it secret, but we all seem to be telling   You're welcome and I hope your daughter is enjoying her phone!

 

ETA: Ugh, I thought this was the photo thread. now I gotta double post...

[Coral_chef]

About to send today, sorry.

[jack1978]

9 hours ago, HarryPotter said:

 

You bastard... quoted me before I fixed my last sentence. Here on NanoReef that’s an offense punishable by death! 

 

Last year I held back. But then I got my gifts inside a blow up doll that was filled with expanding insulation foam. 

 

This year I have no mercy. 

 

Suffer, recipient. Suffer!

I created everlasting father-son bonding memories ...... on his deathbed, your dad will remember dismembering Princess Gyna. 

You're welcome.

[JoeR]

3 hours ago, lkoechle said:

 

@Merthynia Thank you so much for our wonderful gifts! 

 

The lovely merthynia made us a beautiful blanket, propel for plant growth, and an IM gourmet grinder.  I absolutely love the wrapping paper.  And Sansa (the cat) quickly claimed some for herself to to run around the house with.

 

 

 

Sansa: "Oh look, the human from the internets adores me as well.  Look at these offerings!"

 

 

PS @Kellie in CA I was your santa.  @skoechle told me to keep it secret, but we all seem to be telling   You're welcome and I hope your daughter is enjoying her phone!

 

ETA: Ugh, I thought this was the photo thread. now I gotta double post...

Love that blanket! Kinda jelly!

[Merthynia]

2 hours ago, JoeR said:

Love that blanket! Kinda jelly!

It really was the perfect fabric and I wasn't even looking for it!

[JoeR]

6 minutes ago, Merthynia said:

It really was the perfect fabric and I wasn't even looking for it!

Well it turned out great, definitely jelly haha

[Merthynia]

26 minutes ago, JoeR said:

Well it turned out great, definitely jelly haha

[slowngreen]

@jbb_00 I'm just curious, when will the Vendor raffles happen?

[spectra]

4 hours ago, jack1978 said:

I created everlasting father-son bonding memories ...... on his deathbed, your dad will remember dismembering Princess Gyna. 

You're welcome.

 

And then tell Harry sorry son I left everything to your sister  

[HarryPotter]

27 minutes ago, slowngreen said:

@jbb_00 I'm just curious, when will the Vendor raffles happen?

 

Probably after everyone gets their gift 

[Sancho]

Hell I thought I won. Nanobox showed up today along with a box from Intank and Marine Depot.......thought my secret Santa was just being generous. Guess I should ship it all back to JBB 

[Justind823]

5 minutes ago, Sancho said:

Hell I thought I won. Nanobox showed up today along with a box from Intank and Marine Depot.......thought my secret Santa was just being generous. Guess I should ship it all back to JBB 

You got those too? 

[kimberbee]

14 hours ago, Merthynia said:

It really was the perfect fabric and I wasn't even looking for it!

Where did you get the fabric? I am also very jelly!!

[jbb]

I am missing shipping info from 8 people, I need that info or you will not be part of the raffle. 

 

raffle will take place 12/22

 

that will allow time to make sure EVERYONE got a gift by Christmas

16 hours ago, slowngreen said:

@jbb_00 I'm just curious, when will the Vendor raffles happen?

 

[kimberbee]

What happeded to public shaming? 

[HarryPotter]

1 hour ago, jbb_00 said:

I am missing shipping info from 8 people, I need that info or you will not be part of the raffle. 

 

raffle will take place 12/22

 

that will allow time to make sure EVERYONE got a gift by Christmas

 

 

First time I tried to ship there was too much glitter falling out. I went home and repackaged. Take 2 is today. I promise. <3 

[HarryPotter]

24 minutes ago, kimberbee said:

What happeded to public shaming? 

Roast me

[jbb]

33 minutes ago, kimberbee said:

What happeded to public shaming? 

Trying to be nice ?

 

also this :

 

[Sancho]

24 minutes ago, jbb_00 said:

Trying to be nice ?

 

also this :

 

I vote let the shaming begin!

[kimberbee]

26 minutes ago, jbb_00 said:

Trying to be nice ?

Ya big softie!