Sancho Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Any more details? My mom left a (once) frozen chicken in the back of her car for three weeks when she was away/using another car. Smells like someone died in there.... It's a 2004 Ford Expedition that may or may not have a dead body rotting inside I thought your mom would be the Mercedes driving type or Prius for some reason. 2004 exploder, stinks of dead body. Yeah drive it into one of those swamps you have in Florida, set it on fire. Call the Police tell them some naked guy high on spice car jacked you......its Florida they will believe you. 5 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 I thought your mom would be the Mercedes driving type or Prius for some reason. 2004 exploder, stinks of dead body. Yeah drive it into one of those swamps you have in Florida, set it on fire. Call the Police tell them some naked guy high on spice car jacked you......its Florida they will believe you. Story needs a little more crazy thrown in.....it's ####ing Florida. 4 Quote Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Story needs a little more crazy thrown in.....it's ####### Florida. Needs a face eaten. Or bath salts. I thought your mom would be the Mercedes driving type or Prius for some reason. 2004 exploder, stinks of dead body. Yeah drive it into one of those swamps you have in Florida, set it on fire. Call the Police tell them some naked guy high on spice car jacked you......its Florida they will believe you. Lol I wish! She loves the ford- it's red with black polka-dots. A "Ladybug" Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Story needs a little more crazy thrown in.....it's ####### Florida. Yeah, I second this. I'm typically in florida at least once a month for work and I obsessively watch the news because it is better than any reality show on television right now. 4 Quote Link to comment
gena Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Lol I wish! She loves the ford- it's red with black polka-dots. A "Ladybug" Do you have a picture of it????? I would love to see that . 2 Quote Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Do you have a picture of it????? I would love to see that . Here's an old picture when she just had a few spots. Since then I've put on like 12 more for her! 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 Do you have a picture of it????? I would love to see that . I want to see a picture of Harold's mom.....I want to see the person who drives a ladybug...... 4 Quote Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I want to see a picture of Harold's mom.....I want to see the person who drives a ladybug...... Keep on wanting, jack! She used to have eyelashes on it haha. It's weird... My parents are very hippie but also very strict 3 Quote Link to comment
gena Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Here's an old picture when she just had a few spots. Since then I've put on like 12 more for her! Hah...that's so cool! Thanks for the photo . Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 Keep on wanting, jack! She used to have eyelashes on it haha. It's weird... My parents are very hippie but also very strict Oh god....now I really want to see a picture of your mom. 2 Quote Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Hah...that's so cool! Thanks for the photo . 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 A strict, doctor-hippy that drives a gas guzzling expedition..... Or is she the lawyer? 2 Quote Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 A strict, doctor-hippy that drives a gas guzzling expedition..... Or is she the lawyer?*gas guzzling polka dotted expedition* No, no lawyers. Child Neurologist 1 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Oh god....now I really want to see a picture of your mom. Creeper... HARRY! I love your mom's truck. I need to rethink the paint job on the Tundra 2 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 Creeper... HARRY! I love your mom's truck. I need to rethink the paint job on the Tundra .....please don't. 5 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 .....please don't. Wut... maybe like a clownfish paint job! 2 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 :lol:Wut... maybe like a clownfish paint job!With a personal plate.....IMADORK 4 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 With a personal plate..... IMADORK LMAO. I AM a total dork though - and freely admit it!!! And I totally couldn't #### with the Tundra. I that truck. 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 LMAO. I AM a total dork though - and freely admit it!!!And I totally couldn't #### with the Tundra. I that truck. Or, IKNOGFY 2 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Or, IKNOGFY BAHAHAHA! Took me a quick minute to figure that one out. 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 BAHAHAHA! Took me a quick minute to figure that one out. I'm driving mine now.... 1 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'm driving mine now.... it's a really comfortable truck to drive. I swear I will drive that truck until it dies. And it is a toyota. It's not gonna die. Wait - why are you typing and driving??? 2 Quote Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Creeper... HARRY! I love your mom's truck. I need to rethink the paint job on the Tundra I actually put the spots on. They're just stickers! 1 Quote Link to comment
Lawnman Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 it's a really comfortable truck to drive. I swear I will drive that truck until it dies. And it is a toyota. It's not gonna die.Wait - why are you typing and driving??? he has a death wish he feeds a ####ing donkey every 3 hours with a bottle. 5 Quote Link to comment
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