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The Return of the Tank Sitter


metrokat

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So this one time I was on a Tank Sitter thread, reading stories about Tank sitters, then I even read the thread starter ask it to remain a Tank Sitter thread. :angry:

 

I had to fire my Tank Sitter for having a party at my place, I felt so old....but for real. I'm dating my new Tank Sitter so it works much better, we bonded when I installed the Apex Controller on her iPhone. :D

 

Tank Sitter, Tank Sitter, Tank Sitter.

:wub:

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Bleh, I take a little break from the forums and metrokat comes to town and I miss it.

 

Crap, I just realized you and zeph are in NY. I hope ya'll and your tanks make it through.

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  • 2 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...

Christmas Morning.

 

Kat (pointing to tank): Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

TS: Err thanks but you don't have to, that's your hard work, your tank, it should be yours

Kat: Aiyayiyai, I got you a shrimp, look (pointing to Mooch II, the cleaner shrimp)

TS: Didn't you get him 3 weeks ago?

Kat: Yeah, for you, for Christmas

TS: oh. Thanks

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  • 4 weeks later...

TS: What is TOTM?

Kat: Tank of the Month

TS: And they chose you, why?

Kat: I have no idea, maybe they like my tank

TS: Who is they?

Kat: Chris Marks, he owns the site

TS: I thought that he had a girlfriend in India

Kat: No, that's my friend Kristofer, from Long Island.

TS: Oh. so are you dating this Chris Marks ?

Kat: :rolleyes:

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  • 2 weeks later...

My substitute tank sitter (aka my mama) attended to the tank while I was out of the house this AM taking my niece to school. An astrea snail decided to crawl into the MP10.

Mumsy: OMG I saved your tank while you were gone

Kat: What happened?!

Mumsy: There was a horrible noise coming from here (points to the MP10 which is hanging free and still running)

Kat: !(@%$&!)($#&^!)(^!)(%*)$#%!)

Mumsy: It's okay, It's okay. it's safe now, it was making a horrible rattling noise so I moved it around and it stopped.

Kat: What do you mean you moved it around?

Mumsy: Well maybe it would have cracked your tank or something so I moved it around till it stopped making a noise. (aka till it was no longer aligned)

Kat: (speechless)

Dad: Baby! Your mom saved your fish, they were going to die.

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  • 2 months later...

Kat: So. I have 8 fish now, one of them passed away.

TS: Was it Geowge?

Kat: No it was a little neon gobi

TS: Oh. Let me know when all the ugly fish die

Kat: THAT IS JUST RUDE I HAVE NO UGLY FISH

TS: Yup. That one (points to tank) and that one (points to tank) and that one (points to tank) and that one (points to tank)

Kat: Whatsa matta with you! Those are ALL the fish!

TS: Yeah. When are those going to die?

:furious:

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:D Still my favorite thread! I love your Tank Sitters.

 

 

Especially your Mom and Dad haha. They really do care! We need more tank sitters like them. And your brother is it? just needs more reef fashion sense is all

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So my dad is visiting. This morning:

 

Kat: You haven't even looked at my tank. Very bad.

Dad: Okay. I'm looking now. What am I supposed to be looking at?

Kat: The tank! I've been featured on several sites, won some recognition

Dad: oh, but it looks the same like it did in January when I saw it.

Kat: It's grown more, getting fuller

Dad: Maybe you need a bigger tank?

 

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