ReefWeeds Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 are you gonna be drunk before your dinner party??? 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 are you gonna be drunk before your dinner party??? Haven't poured a drop yet....I have to be on my best behavior tonight. 2 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Haven't poured a drop yet....I have to be on my best behavior tonight. Uh oh! Well, I'll cross my fingers for you because I bet that doesn't come easy for ya 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 My good behavior can only run so long........at least until I park the truck. 2 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 My good behavior can only run so long........at least until I park the truck. wait, you're driving and posting?? Or am I missing something. Don't go crashing Mrs. Jack's Tundra. I'll help her kill ya. 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Haven't poured a drop yet....I have to be on my best behavior tonight. That's sounds lame. Wife's boss coming over or something? Maybe he'll see the unfinished projects and give her a raise to pay someone to finish them. <3 5 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 That's sounds lame. Wife's boss coming over or something? Maybe he'll see the unfinished projects and give her a raise to pay someone to finish them. <3 You made me LOL.......GWYB, patty. Friends house....her mother is in town visiting.........not sure what to expect.....can I still drop the f-bomb? wait, you're driving and posting?? Or am I missing something. Don't go crashing Mrs. Jack's Tundra. I'll help her kill ya. No, no, no. I only surf NR, text and email while driving without my little ones in the car. Just getting ready to leave. Of course, Mrs, Jack is running late and will have to meet us there later 5 Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 You made me LOL.......GWYB, patty. Friends house....her mother is in town visiting.........not sure what to expect.....can I still drop the f-bomb? No, no, no. I only surf NR, text and email while driving without my little ones in the car. Just getting ready to leave. Of course, Mrs, Jack is running late and will have to meet us there later So your taking mixed drinks with you? I am confused 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I wouldn't drop the f bomb right away. Maybe use a fart joke to test the waters. Usually a crowd pleaser. Take it from there and use your discretion. 3 Quote Link to comment
kguske2 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Here pattcakes. Kevin, patty wants one....don't deny him. I want one too, please. GWYL. You want one of these? You already have one! 5 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 You made me LOL.......GWYB, patty. Friends house....her mother is in town visiting.........not sure what to expect.....can I still drop the f-bomb? No, no, no. I only surf NR, text and email while driving without my little ones in the car. Just getting ready to leave. Of course, Mrs, Jack is running late and will have to meet us there later You know what is funny is my husband is always the one running late. Always lol. You want one of these? You already have one! I don't! I don't! I wouldn't drop the f bomb right away. Maybe use a fart joke to test the waters. Usually a crowd pleaser. Take it from there and use your discretion. GREAT advice. Love it. 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 You want one of these? You already have one! it is probably dead and he is lying to all of us. 4 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 So your taking mixed drinks with you? I am confused Yes. Long story short... Crappy tasting whiskey Make into a mixed drink (Pitcher sized) I have the whiskey and 1 ingredient THE WIFE HAS THE MISSING INGREDIENT and she'll be late. You want one of these? You already have one! I need another.....he's lonely. I wouldn't drop the f bomb right away. Maybe use a fart joke to test the waters. Usually a crowd pleaser. Take it from there and use your discretion. Solid advice. Gotta go. Check back later tonight when I'm good and drunk. 5 Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 You want one of these? You already have one! i have one.....-the red hopefully it makes babies with some color. You can send me that booger sized one on the left. I promise to take care of it 4 Quote Link to comment
Chris! Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Here just play this, then you will be off the hook for good behavior.... And I do recommend dropping f-bomb upon entry. If they have a fancy foyer even better, yell it so it bounces off the chandelier. #### em if they can't take a joke 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Holy shit....Grandma loves the F word....straight up #### every minute! ####ing aweslme! 3 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 i have one.....-the red hopefully it makes babies with some color. You can send me that booger sized one on the left. I promise to take care of it muah hahaha. All mine, my Mexican brother. 1 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Holy shit....Grandma loves the F word....straight up #### every minute! ####### aweslme! you need to introduce her to my mother-in-law. Maybe it will rub off!! 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 you need to introduce her to my mother-in-law. Maybe it will rub off!! I think she'd have more fun with your father in law ;^ ) 1 Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I think she'd have more fun with your father in law ;^ ) You are probably right!!! hahahaha. Quote Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is this Miss Pickles?!?? And for some reason, I can totally see you as Batdad: 2 Quote Link to comment
Chris! Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is this Miss Pickles?!?? Fixed it 4 Quote Link to comment
Chris! Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 You know it looks good. I figure if horse taste good donkey has to be amazing Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is this Miss Pickles?!?? http://youtu.be/jGRriikdXm0And for some reason, I can totally see you as Batdad: I always wanted to be batman when I grew up! Fixed it Now that is a GREAT idea! 2 Quote Link to comment
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