Sancho Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 he wouldn't even pay you in beer? He'll, I'll buy you a full keg. you married yet? 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 you married yet? I'm actually preparing the sausage, so no not yet. I imagine nobody eats sausage anymore when you're married. 3 Quote Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I'm actually preparing the sausage, so no not yet. I imagine nobody eats sausage anymore when you're married. True story. 2 Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 True story. Wrong! I had sausage in my breakfast samich this morning, sausage with my tortellini last night........hell I even put sausage in the Thanksgiving stuffing. NO sausage in this house would be grounds for divorce 2 Quote Link to comment
Lawnman Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Wrong! I had sausage in my breakfast samich this morning, sausage with my tortellini last night........hell I even put sausage in the Thanksgiving stuffing. NO sausage in this house would be grounds for divorce Just because it's in the house doesn't mean she eats it! 3 Quote Link to comment
spectra Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I'm actually preparing the sausage, so no not yet. I imagine nobody eats sausage anymore when you're married. True story. Not happening.........I am like Sancho........hell had maple and brown sugar ones this morning home fries and eggs...... Got to have sausage and meatballs in the spaghetti....... Just because it's in the house doesn't mean she eats it! My wife loves the chicken n garlic ones.....not to bad but chicken in a sausage just doesn't seem right 1 Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Mrs. Sancho has some italian in her.........meatballs are made the proper way with 1/2 ground pork sausage 1/2 ground beef. 1 Quote Link to comment
spectra Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Mrs. Sancho has some italian in her.........meatballs are made the proper way with 1/2 ground pork sausage 1/2 ground beef. That's how I make mine but I want some burn and spicy sausage doesn't go over well with everyone in our house Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Got to quit smoking again....smokes are now like $9 a pack here. Bought some nicotine gum and another one of these stupid things. Time to become a ass for awhile and gain some weight 1 Quote Link to comment
spectra Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Hope it doesn't blow up on you I used the patch years ago and it actually worked....... 1 Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Hope it doesn't blow up on you I used the patch years ago and it actually worked....... the patch gave me weird dreams......kinda like I was on the LSD or shrooms having a bad trip. Same with that Chantix Quote Link to comment
Newstead Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Got to quit smoking again....smokes are now like $9 a pack here. Bought some nicotine gum NINE dollars a pack??? I guess there is one consolation to living in the Soviet of North Carolina ... of course, if it hadn't turned into the armpit of the nation I wouldn't need to smoke in the first place. 2 Quote Link to comment
Sancho Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 NINE dollars a pack??? I guess there is one consolation to living in the Soviet of North Carolina ... of course, if it hadn't turned into the armpit of the nation I wouldn't need to smoke in the first place. Well......Jerry Brown is doing a fantastic job of convincing the stupid ass people of California to vote for more taxes, ridiculous gun laws, plastic bag bans, releasing felons from prison, and taxing the hell out of any big business here. If North Carolina is the armpit it wont be long till California is the hemorrhoid infested butthole. 3 Quote Link to comment
StinkyBunny Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Dunno, M still likes the 1/2 breed sausage, y'all doing it wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment
righttirefire Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Well......Jerry Brown is doing a fantastic job of convincing the stupid ass people of California to vote for more taxes, ridiculous gun laws, plastic bag bans, releasing felons from prison, and taxing the hell out of any big business here. If North Carolina is the armpit it wont be long till California is the hemorrhoid infested butthole. California is already full of hemorrhoid infested buttholes. And they keep moving north and bringing their terrible ideas with them 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Wait. Did you guys think I literally meant no one eats sausage when they get married? Ahhhh nevermind. 5 Quote Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Wait. Did you guys think I literally meant no one eats sausage when they get married? Ahhhh nevermind. 3 Quote Link to comment
Lawnman Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Got to quit smoking again....smokes are now like $9 a pack here. Bought some nicotine gum and another one of these stupid things. Time to become a ass for awhile and gain some weight I quit in June 2015 on nicotene gum. Throw that stupid vape box in the garbage before you get hooked on that. Chew some gum and be a dick for a few weeks it worked for me. 7 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I quit in June 2015 on nicotene gum. Throw that stupid vape box in the garbage before you get hooked on that. Chew some gum and be a dick for a few weeks it worked for me. How much longer till the dick-ish mood goes away? Sancho. I quit using a vape and quit the vape within the year of quiting cigarettes. Then I got smashed in the early afternoon a few months later and picked it up again. Good luck. 3 Quote Link to comment
Lawnman Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 How much longer till the dick-ish mood goes away?I would say a few more years give or take. 4 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I would say a few more years give or take. Quote Link to comment
Slowtwitch Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 My MIL smoked as a teenager. Quit when she got married and started having babies. Picked it up again 30 years later out of boredom. When we told her she couldn't watch our kids if she kept smoking, she quit that day and hasn't touched one since.? 6 Quote Link to comment
righttirefire Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I quit in June 2015 on nicotene gum. Throw that stupid vape box in the garbage before you get hooked on that. Chew some gum and be a dick for a few weeks it worked for me. Just a few weeks? 2 Quote Link to comment
Astinus Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 lol!! I thought about quitting smoking when I went to Iraq! WOW! WAS that a BAD Idea! Within the 1st 2 days I chewed out an E-6 (Staff Sergeant), I was an E-4 (Specialist). He really tried to jack my ass up, but! I wouldn't tolerate it, as I had "Volunteered" (As part of a National Guard unit) He didn't mean chit to me! What the Hell could he do??? I was in Iraq, Had food and some semblance of shelter (Tent)...what was he gonna do? Take my Pay? As I told him, go ahead! Ur not hurting me! Ur gonna hurt my Wife and Child back in the States! Needless to say, They really couldn't do chit! I did however, decide to not quit smoking 1 Quote Link to comment
ecam315 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 TBH, I hadn't heard of Peet's until I was looking for coffees. Publix and target both carry it 1 Quote Link to comment
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