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DSFIRSTSLTWATER
7 minutes ago, righttirefire said:

Nothing wrong with Top Ramen

so I ate two packets of oat meal to help absorb some of the salt...I feel better now lol

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righttirefire
58 minutes ago, DSFIRSTSLTWATER said:

so I ate two packets of oat meal to help absorb some of the salt...I feel better now lol

Need some gummy worms to eat the oatmeal.

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righttirefire
Just now, DSFIRSTSLTWATER said:

errr...don't have any of those.. I do have salty peanuts though :happydance:

You don't want to eat those... every guy at the bar puts his hands in that bowl. Everyone knows guys at bars dont wash theirs after they piss... eating those nuts is just like blowing all those guys...

 

Plus you'd need to est a squirrel to take care of the nuts...

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DSFIRSTSLTWATER
2 minutes ago, righttirefire said:

You don't want to eat those... every guy at the bar puts his hands in that bowl. Everyone knows guys at bars dont wash theirs after they piss... eating those nuts is just like blowing all those guys...

 

Plus you'd need to est a squirrel to take care of the nuts...

lmao that is such an awful picture  I have in my head now

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righttirefire
1 minute ago, DSFIRSTSLTWATER said:

lmao that is such an awful picture  I have in my head now

Now you'll pass on the "salted" peanuts... and youre looking at the guys you work with in a whole in light...

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DSFIRSTSLTWATER
1 minute ago, righttirefire said:

looking at the guys you work with in a whole in light...

Yeah lol....good thing we have a giant tub of hand sanitizer

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4 hours ago, WV Reefer said:

I would die without my chapstick. 

 

Kinda want a pot pie for lunch.  I bought some on a whim the other day.  

POT pie is that a hint ? 

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1 minute ago, spectra said:

Crap all these posts...……..must be nice not to work...……...

I’m always working. I’m working while Im talking to you right now. 

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1 minute ago, WV Reefer said:

I’m always working. I’m working while Im talking to you right now. 

Well I just popped into the office and was looking at emails...…..decided to stop by now back out to do some work...…..shit don't weld itself unfortunately......

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DSFIRSTSLTWATER

Most of my job is on the computer lol so basically i'm working 

28 minutes ago, WV Reefer said:

I wouldn’t waste good pot. 😄

yeah you have to use schwag weed :smilie:

22 minutes ago, spectra said:

Well I just popped into the office and was looking at emails...…..decided to stop by now back out to do some work...…..shit don't weld itself unfortunately......

at least you checked in with us quick :happydance:

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DSFIRSTSLTWATER

I hate traffic...they having been ripping up the road my work is on for the longest and they seem to be not getting anywhere. Only good thing is my drive is the opposite way of the heavy stuff so I have to go back roads all the time

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righttirefire

Im down at the wife's office. The bitch rolled her eyes at me when i ask for her. Like you cant be her husband. Your sweatshirt has holes your carharts are worn and youre wearing real work boots.

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29 minutes ago, righttirefire said:

Im down at the wife's office. The bitch rolled her eyes at me when i ask for her. Like you cant be her husband. Your sweatshirt has holes your carharts are worn and youre wearing real work boots.

My cousins husband used to own a high end car dealership.  Ferraris, bentleys, aston Martin's, you name it, he sold them. 

Nobody that ever "browsed" while wearing a suit ever bought one.  

He did get alot of blue collar worker-turned business owners as customers though. 

I just get the look when I meet people through my wife like "ohhh... you sounded so great, she never told me you were bald and fat"

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33 minutes ago, righttirefire said:

Im down at the wife's office. The bitch rolled her eyes at me when i ask for her. Like you cant be her husband. Your sweatshirt has holes your carharts are worn and youre wearing real work boots.

Maybe she wished she had a dirty man picking her up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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