opy01 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Ok no more lawyer jokes... on to doctor jokes A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife’s going To have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Ok no more lawyer jokes... on to doctor jokes A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife’s going To have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. :lol: That would be priceless to watch. Link to comment
Needreefunds Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Ok no more lawyer jokes... on to doctor jokes A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife’s going To have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. .....and that's how I met my wife... Link to comment
opy01 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 .....and that's how I met my wife... Link to comment
Needreefunds Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Couldn't help myself opy That line was all set up. It was tee'd up.... dead center in the cross hairs...just had to pull the trigger. Link to comment
opy01 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 lol I know, I almost replied by saying that's how I met your wife too but that would have just been going too far. Although I do have a friend that I could have said that to without being knocked on the floor. lol Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 .....and that's how I met my wife... Explaining that one the first time you met the folks had to be fun. Couldn't help myself opy That line was all set up. It was tee'd up.... dead center in the cross hairs...just had to pull the trigger. Yup, you're right. In fact, I would have been disappointed if someone hadn't taken advantage of it. lol I know, I almost replied by saying that's how I met your wife too but that would have just been going too far. Although I do have a friend that I could have said that to without being knocked on the floor. lol That's gotta be an interesting friend. So, in other news.... I went to the doc today. They told me I'm not actually sick. Instead, I was having a pretty bad allergic reaction to something. No idea what it is, but I have some allergy drugs now. The lady said that a certain part of the nasal cavity turns red if infected and pale if allergic. She said that mine was almost white, that's how bad the allergy was. If it's something at home setting it off, now's good timing, because I'm staying at my folks house for a couple nights. I should be better by the time I come back, and then it will be time for a spring-cleaning-in-the-winter cleaning. Link to comment
Needreefunds Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 lol I know, I almost replied by saying that's how I met your wife too but that would have just been going too far. Although I do have a friend that I could have said that to without being knocked on the floor. lol ^^^ I would expect nothing less. Explaining that one the first time you met the folks had to be fun. Yup, you're right. In fact, I would have been disappointed if someone hadn't taken advantage of it. That's gotta be an interesting friend. So, in other news.... I went to the doc today. They told me I'm not actually sick. Instead, I was having a pretty bad allergic reaction to something. No idea what it is, but I have some allergy drugs now. The lady said that a certain part of the nasal cavity turns red if infected and pale if allergic. She said that mine was almost white, that's how bad the allergy was. If it's something at home setting it off, now's good timing, because I'm staying at my folks house for a couple nights. I should be better by the time I come back, and then it will be time for a spring-cleaning-in-the-winter cleaning. Feel better soon buddy. Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Feel better soon buddy. Thanks! I've decided to get out of the house for a while tonight, hoping that it will help. It was amazing, that after being out of the house for about 30 minutes earlier today, I was starting to feel better even then. Hopefully the drugs plus a few hours out of the house tonight will work even more miracles. Link to comment
ap123 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Thanks! I've decided to get out of the house for a while tonight, hoping that it will help. It was amazing, that after being out of the house for about 30 minutes earlier today, I was starting to feel better even then. Hopefully the drugs plus a few hours out of the house tonight will work even more miracles. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this^translates to, "Doc said I don't have anything communicable, so I'm going out to party." Feel better! Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this^translates to, "Doc said I don't have anything communicable, so I'm going out to party." That's a pretty good translation! I think the literal translation, however, is "Doc said I don't have anything communicable, and an attractive lady asked me to go out country dancing with her tonight, so I'm going out." Feel better! Thanks! Link to comment
Needreefunds Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Hope she isn't wearing a skirt in the taxi..... Link to comment
ap123 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Yee haw, cowboy! Have fun!! Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Hope she isn't wearing a skirt in the taxi..... She doesn't seem like the skirt-wearing type. However, if she is wearing one tonight, you might have to call me doctor. Yee haw, cowboy! As I always say: save a horse, ride a cowboy! Have fun!! Will do! Link to comment
thecowkid Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Glad your feeling better. So that said can we go back to the lawyer jokes?... Okay so there is an American, Cuban, German, and a lawyer on a train. The German opens a brand new bottle of rare vodka. He pours himself a shot, sips it, then opens the window and tosses it and the botttle out. Everyone goes ape. He says "Where I am from we have so much of this stuff we can just throw it away." The Cuban fellow opens up a humidor filled with excelent hand rolled Cuban cigars. He selects one, punches the foot and brings it to life. He takes a few draws then tosses it and the others out of the trains windows. Everyone yells with his stupidity. He says just as the German had "We have so much of this at home we can just toss them out. Almost instantly the American jumps up and grabs the lawyer. He shoves him through the trians window and says I am sure that where you are from is just like America we have WAY to many of these guys where I come from. Everyone stands and aplauds the American for his actions. Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Glad your feeling better. So that said can we go back to the lawyer jokes?... Okay so there is an American, Cuban, German, and a lawyer on a train. The German opens a brand new bottle of rare vodka. He pours himself a shot, sips it, then opens the window and tosses it and the botttle out. Everyone goes ape. He says "Where I am from we have so much of this stuff we can just throw it away." The Cuban fellow opens up a humidor filled with excelent hand rolled Cuban cigars. He selects one, punches the foot and brings it to life. He takes a few draws then tosses it and the others out of the trains windows. Everyone yells with his stupidity. He says just as the German had "We have so much of this at home we can just toss them out. Almost instantly the American jumps up and grabs the lawyer. He shoves him through the trians window and says I am sure that where you are from is just like America we have WAY to many of these guys where I come from. Everyone stands and aplauds the American for his actions. I like it! Link to comment
thecowkid Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Thought you would. Hey what do you call 100 dead lawyers on the bottom of a lake? Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 Thought you would. Hey what do you call 100 dead lawyers on the bottom of a lake? A barrister reef? Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 No, A good start! I had a feeling that might be your angle. Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy. Link to comment
thecowkid Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I had a feeling that might be your angle. Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy. Kinda lame I know. I dunno, BC their to tough. Oh gotta go, Dirty Jobs is on. Man he should work beside a lawyer. Link to comment
BlueAbyss Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 You guys have waaaaaay too much time on your hands. Anyhow, since I actually read the whole thread, I now have a couple things to say. Congrats on finishing law school (almost), my cousin became a lawyer last year. You guys have too much time on your hands. I like the way your 29 looks, I've detrimmed a 29 and will be starting it at the beginning of 2010. Too much time... waaaay too much time... Do you think 150W of MH is enough for a tank of that depth (if I wanted to keep SPS in the upper half of the tank) or would I be better off with 175 (or even 250, might be overkill on a 29 though)? Did I mention you guys are hilarious (and have too much time on your hands)? Link to comment
opy01 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 So, in other news.... I went to the doc today. They told me I'm not actually sick. Instead, I was having a pretty bad allergic reaction to something. No idea what it is, but I have some allergy drugs now. The lady said that a certain part of the nasal cavity turns red if infected and pale if allergic. She said that mine was almost white, that's how bad the allergy was. If it's something at home setting it off, now's good timing, because I'm staying at my folks house for a couple nights. I should be better by the time I come back, and then it will be time for a spring-cleaning-in-the-winter cleaning. My wife and her sister always got sick like that and now my wife is on permanent sinus meds. Her sister didnt listen and still gets the cruds every other month. Then there is me... I'm just alergic to work I hope you feel better. Hope she isn't wearing a skirt in the taxi..... and I was going to hope for him that she is wearing one Okay so there is an American, Cuban, German, and a lawyer on a train. The German opens a brand new bottle of rare vodka. He pours himself a shot, sips it, then opens the window and tosses it and the botttle out. Everyone goes ape. He says "Where I am from we have so much of this stuff we can just throw it away." The Cuban fellow opens up a humidor filled with excelent hand rolled Cuban cigars. He selects one, punches the foot and brings it to life. He takes a few draws then tosses it and the others out of the trains windows. Everyone yells with his stupidity. He says just as the German had "We have so much of this at home we can just toss them out. Almost instantly the American jumps up and grabs the lawyer. He shoves him through the trians window and says I am sure that where you are from is just like America we have WAY to many of these guys where I come from. Everyone stands and aplauds the American for his actions. I lol'ed You guys have waaaaaay too much time on your hands. You guys have too much time on your hands. Too much time... waaaay too much time... Did I mention you guys are hilarious (and have too much time on your hands)? yes, yes, yes aaaaand yes Link to comment
Militant Jurist Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 I think that's the standard reaction to this thread. At this point, I think it deserves a clinical description. Perhaps "Barrelitis?" "Monkeysitosis?" Congrats on finishing law school (almost), my cousin became a lawyer last year. Thanks! As of right now, I have two days of class left, ever. It's great! I like the way your 29 looks, I've detrimmed a 29 and will be starting it at the beginning of 2010. Can't wait to see it! Do you think 150W of MH is enough for a tank of that depth (if I wanted to keep SPS in the upper half of the tank) or would I be better off with 175 (or even 250, might be overkill on a 29 though)? I've never had MH, but I'd venture a guess of 'Yup.' I'll put it this way: I've got 96w of T5HO on this tank, and I've got SPS at the mid-range of the tank. You should be just fine with 150w of MH, but I'll defer to the MH crowd. Did I mention you guys are hilarious (and have too much time on your hands)? We try. It helps when work and school both involve me being in front of a computer all day long. My wife and her sister always got sick like that and now my wife is on permanent sinus meds. Her sister didnt listen and still gets the cruds every other month. Then there is me... I'm just alergic to work I hope you feel better. and I was going to hope for him that she is wearing one Yeah, I have a feeling I'll be on meds year round now too. I really hate meds. haha I think I'm allergic to work as well! Oh, and nope, no skirt last night. Link to comment
opy01 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Oh, and nope, no skirt last night. Well at least you didn't have to worry about needreefunds taking off her undies. Link to comment
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