Best quotable quotes on NR

[Euphyllia]

There be some in my signature... Thought they were pretty funneh. Actually, I just wanted to embarrass the people who said them, especially Squared.

[Jacob042426]

Im 4. I like elmo and candy. I pooped my pants gotta go bye.

 

 

Im willing to bet you play a mmorpg dont you. I know a 1337 haxor when i see one.

my favorites.

[holdorf333]

hate to burst you virgin's bubbles but a clam looks nothing like a vag, but keep fapping away if it makes you happy

[TeflonTomDosh]

hate to burst you virgin's bubbles but a clam looks nothing like a vag, but keep fapping away if it makes you happy

I'll' agree that they don't look the same, but I wonder if they feel the same?

[CarrillXXP]

Ask nips, he has an answer for yuh'.

[metrokat]

Zeph: I figured out what your clam is doing?

Kat: Oh?

Zeph: Its trying to make its way over to my house

 

Bunny the clam.

[HecticDialectics]

Zeph: I figured out what your clam is doing?

Kat: Oh?

Zeph: Its trying to make its way over to my house

 

Is it really necessary for you to post your inane crap from your member's tank thread in the general forum? There's a reason general and member's tanks are not in the same sub-forum...

[metrokat]

Is it really necessary for you to post your inane crap from your member's tank thread in the general forum? There's a reason general and member's tanks are not in the same sub-forum...

Your highness! No wait, it's Piggy! Good of you to drop by my thread.

[pschom]

Help ID: White RodS?

 

"Have fun swallowing your Rod's"

I can't find it but that was some ones sig quote

[JamesHL88]

hate to burst you virgin's bubbles but a clam looks nothing like a vag, but keep fapping away if it makes you happy

 

I think ive had this argument before. Yeah it was when i was twelve. Move along now and piss on someone elses parade, so we can continue fapping away. Whatever that is.

[JamesHL88]

Real life conversation

 

I say, "the blue damsel lives in that hole and he gets aggressive when the clown gets too close to it"

 

My wife says "i would probably get aggressive if a clown tried to come in my hole too"

[jedimasterben]

Real life conversation

 

I say, "the blue damsel lives in that hole and he gets aggressive when the clown gets too close to it"

 

My wife says "i would probably get aggressive if a clown tried to come in my hole too"

[pschom]

Real life conversation

 

I say, "the blue damsel lives in that hole and he gets aggressive when the clown gets too close to it"

 

My wife says "i would probably get aggressive if a clown tried to come in my hole too"

lmao

[metrokat]

Real life conversation

 

I say, "the blue damsel lives in that hole and he gets aggressive when the clown gets too close to it"

 

My wife says "i would probably get aggressive if a clown tried to come in my hole too"

[holdorf333]

I think ive had this argument before. Yeah it was when i was twelve. Move along now and piss on someone elses parade, so we can continue fapping away. Whatever that is.

oh cool. post yet another thing about how clams look like vaginas and how bubble corals look like boobs or maybe how 58008 is the hottest thing on a calculator. im staying right here, btw

[metrokat]

Gentlemen! Have a chilled beer eh,

 

@holdorf, your avatar is one of my funny favs on the forum BTW

[holdorf333]

Gentlemen! Have a chilled beer eh,

 

@holdorf, your avatar is one of my funny favs on the forum BTW

ty

[herranton]

the heads that floated away ... are still alive

[metrokat]

I made my own thread!

[JamesHL88]

Show me your frags

[boxboy]

LMAO!!!!!

 

"You show me yours and I'll show you mine.....using a measuring tape".....

[bhskicker18]

Is this sperm?

[metrokat]

nooooo! omg i died.

[JamesHL88]

TP for your sump-hole

[siwelk]

TP for your sump-hole

Yeah you did.