JamesHL88 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I'm hot like wassabi when I bust rhymes That didnt rhyme im not your friend anymore Link to comment
JamesHL88 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 This one isnt sexual but i laughed at this thread so hard. "Lighting is important for the corals" The mods closed the thread because it got out of hand but this was my favorite part. Lighting should be the most important element in the growing corals.Majority reef aquariums contain corals that are photosynthetic and depend on proper illumination for their growth.Most of the symbiotic corals derive their nutrition from the products of photosynthesis. So,lighting is an important decision you need to think before you make a decision of setting up your coral reef aquarium journal.Identify which corals you are going to keep,as soon as you know what sorts of corals you intend to keep then choose the lighting that is most suitable for it. Besides the illuminating equipment,water quality also very important,no matter how well your lighting system over your tank is,if there are yellowing agents, wastes and other dirt gathering in your water,the light source cannot reach the bottom of your tank. There are some popular lighting system available: T2,T5,T8 and incandescent,fluorescent,LEDs and so on. Personally,I'd prefer the LED aquarium lighting systems,for they are more pure.We can choose a certain spectrum for our corals. Link to comment
GTi Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Oh look, a bunch of teenagers make reef-related innuendo and then make a thread to compile it all. I just realised what your avatar is when I read the caption. Since you changed it a while back I thought it was a cooked turkey with Willy Wonka's head! I'm sure someone can twist that in to something amusingly perverted! Link to comment
Eole00 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Fungus Treatment Recommedations? Link to comment
banshee Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Not all crabs are hermaphrodites. Link to comment
metrokat Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 Something Eating my chalice Link to comment
solefald Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 my favorite quote: "Loan us your brain, we are building an idiot". Link to comment
civickm Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I've never commented on a man's penis before, but yours is looking good! My tank thread lol Link to comment
iball1804 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Shane and John's only Wet Dream Link to comment
metrokat Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 I think it's time to stop rearranging live rock with your wang. Link to comment
altolamprologus Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Check out my pretty pink clam! Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Check out my pretty pink clam! Oh, I'll check it out, alright! Link to comment
Spirofucci Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 "my brain and my clam aren't looking too good" Link to comment
boxboy Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 "I tryed shinning a bright light over my back chamber, But its such a dark hole. Cant see anything." Link to comment
boxboy Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 OMG! ROFL Its even better when you see a helpful list of soultions to this problem. Reach in and just grab it. Try using somthing long with clamps. If its water proof, insert the light deeper. Just shave a strip off the side, this helps to see inside. Sorry guys,I had to.. Link to comment
metrokat Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 no more please my tummy hurts Link to comment
boxboy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Im still giggling every time I read it lol Link to comment
boxboy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 last 1 A man gets admitted into the hospital with cancer. The nurse comes in the room and the man asks the nurse. Are my tusticlals Black? She replies, I dont know sir. Im only here to give you a upper spponge bath. The man askes again, Are my testicels BLACK? By this time the nurse is feeling sorry for him, so she gives a quick check. and she says, No sir there not Black. Again the man askes the nurse. are my testicels BLACK? Once again the nurse checks for the man and replies, No sir your testicels are NOT BLACK! The man then says to his nurse. Thank you for all that checking you did, BUT. Read my lips carefully. he says. Nurse Are My Test results BACK? Link to comment
Trauma Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 http://www.nano-reef.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=298526 Errr how do you post a direct link to the thread title? Link to comment
altolamprologus Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 thread title here Errr how do you post a direct link to the thread title? Link to comment
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