Chadf Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Bought my first clam today and I'm in love! Link to comment
patback Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Hard to tell. He's an enigma wrapped in a douche bag virgin shell. You know, I actually hope he gets laid come to think of it. I'd celebrate that. "Go get 'em dopey." He'd probably critique what she was wearing and finally come out the next day, but I'd celebrate all the same. I like him in a slow cousin kind of way. He's family, but he all ways smells like shit and can't really follow a conversation. Plus he's the energizer bunny, you level him with insults and he pops back up with "I like this and I don't like that lolol" BS.pretty much anything psycho says is hysterical. Link to comment
Bakenn Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Bought my first clam today and I'm in love! I would make it on the "Best quotable quotes on NR" thread! =D Link to comment
metrokat Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 got a new clam yesterday at a swap.. wanted to share her.. Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'm going to ask JDH for a name for my thread and hope it doesn't sound like I need surgery. Link to comment
lnglostsurfer Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 So this didn't happen on nano-reef but it was close enough. I was looking at a thread on nudibranches when my fiancé walked in and her exact words were "Nudi-what??? What kind of website are you on all the time?!" There was a bit of explaining to do... Link to comment
metrokat Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 Everytime I want to go to ecoxotics site, I inevitably type exotic and then google kicks in to show me how smart my browser is. Link to comment
Chadf Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 My rear sup... Think about it http://www.nano-reef.com/topic/329559-my-rear-sup-modification-sugestions/ Link to comment
notwithit Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 My rear sup... Think about it http://www.nano-reef.com/topic/329559-my-rear-sup-modification-sugestions/ I sure hope I never need to do one of these. Training on how to do them to others was already too much info for me. Link to comment
metrokat Posted July 14, 2013 Author Share Posted July 14, 2013 Lawnman: My wife is out of town and I need instant gratification. Link to comment
VABumpkin Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Clam attached in a new hole! Check out my Giant Clam! Link to comment
BGpigmy Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Will my crabs be ok if I go barebottom? Link to comment
lapoolboy Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 "... the smaller male is almost always deep inside the clam. Been that way for years, no problems. I will try to catch a pic." - some random guy on N-R Link to comment
MontiP Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 How to keep my (skimmer) cup from overflowing? Link to comment
ednangel Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 TINY NUTS! They have tons of white liquid stored inside them though. Hopefully they shoot soon! Long time planted, first time salty. Link to comment
ExSmoker Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Ive tryed viewing my crabs at night with a red light, but they always hide when they see me comeing? My softys have crabs & my crabs have white spots, is that normal? my back chamber is to small for such a large peice of platic, maybe if I shave the top off I could just jam in it there! Link to comment
AFellowReefer Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 LOL people, I never thought of these titles the way they are now being made out to be... I will never look at any title on this forum the same way... (: Link to comment
Apexdv Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 New to this forum, I frequently find myself chuckling out loud at some of the titles but of course my "angelic-side" would kick in and tell me I was being a perv or acting like a school-age kid. I would look up from the screen that read something like "Is my clam supposed to be gaping like this?" smirking like a hormone-filled 16 year-old and wondering ... then I would blush and tell myself I was a horrible person for thinking such things. "Check out my pretty pink clam" "I've got crabs!" "Is it supposed to be slimy like this?" I've been telling myself, "Self, you must ignore these thoughts! You must dismiss them from your evillittlemind and DISassociate!". But how? How when they were all so delightfully wonderful and yes ... even delicious? As the days since my joining have passed the supposed innuendos have continued and like clockwork my brain kicks in to remind me just how horrible a person I must be. Nano-Reef dot bomb ... <sigh> ... slowly became akin to hopping onto Craigslist at 3am on a Tuesday morning ... you know: that *one* area of CL? You know the one ... and I began thinking I should maybe seek therapy for my ill thoughts. So this morning as I'm comparing reviews on FindaTherapistYouSickPerv dot com I notice my hand begin to type "n a n o" seemingly on its own. I looked outside at the clouds billowing over the Olympic Mountains in the distance. The sail boats gently cruising along Lake Union. I say out loud, "oh gawd I need help!". I click the back button and happen upon the photo of a therapist nearby in North CapHill (hey, I could even walk there! Or at least hop on my bike and get in a bit of exercise). The man in the pic is an older gent with a Freudian-style beard and round eyeglasses. He's smartly dressed in a tweed jacket with a navy blue sweater underneath and a pale yellow bow tie tilted slightly to the left. There's no smile on his face only ... only a knowing but caring look. And beneath is listed his qualifications and finally his rates: "$350 per 50-minute session". "I so need help!", I tell myself as I wipe tears of shame from my face while at the same time thinking ,"heh heh ... clam ... heh heh". But somehow instead of reaching for the telephone my hand reached over to the keyboard and in an almost autonomic manner "n a n o ..." NO! NO! "- r e e" OMG!!! Autocomplete has kicked in! (heh heh ... clam ... heh heh). I see the familiar blue banner with the crisp, script-based writing and begin sobbing uncontrollably while at the same time my hand takes over and navigates, pauses, then selects this particular post. Shamefully I begin to read. I read more. I chuckle then blush and quickly look around to see if anyone caught me in the act. I hunker in a bit closer to the tiny screen with a grin forming on the right-side of my face. But wait ... Hmmmm ... look, I'm not the only one here thinking this too? Why, there's metrokat! I've jotted down so many helpful ideas and tips from that one. OMG, there's the ever-assistant notwithit! heh heh ... clams ... heh heh. 1.0reef always provides useful info to noobs and yet ... heh heh. I sit up with a renewed self-assurance and yes, dare I say ... dignity. I look out the window and suddenly the sun beams down upon Puget Sound as a graceful Orca breaks the quiet waters and gulls hover in the disance. I look further and I see a majestic Bald Eagle soaring high above ... wings outstretched as it looks down upon its' domain. And I realise: Now if these fine folks are thinking the same ... then ... wait ... it's okay? *I'M* okay? I'm okay. I'M OKAY! YaY!!!!!! heh heh CLAMS ... heh heh And that's how Nano-Reef.com saved me $350 a week and made me a much more delightful person. PS - you guys so rock. By the way ... I think my back tank is leaking. Link to comment
Andrew402 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 metrokat 01 Dec 2012 "Have you seen my frilly limpet?" Link to comment
metrokat Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 BenCollinz do you have pics or vid of your underneath? Link to comment
jedimasterben Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The new tank will be projectile vomiting acros and montiporas in no time. Link to comment
metrokat Posted August 2, 2013 Author Share Posted August 2, 2013 Lawnman: what would you like for your 18 month birthday. My tank said Lawn my downstairs is a little funky. No problem I will clean your box. Then she said Lawn I would like some new meat. No problem I got online and ordered her some new meat. She gets tired of the same old meat new meat will be here tomorrow. So here is her box all cleaned up. JedimasterBen So last time, Fedex beat your meat? Link to comment
Dark_ice Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 want to watch my crabs eat tonight? show me those big beautiful palys sorry couldent think of anything better >.< Link to comment
ExSmoker Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 That invert dont got the brussel sprouts to touch my clams opening. ^^ The best, hands down lol Link to comment
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