HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Fair enough Ill make one huge post later with everything- the ATI stuff, the poor mans fragging kit, the video, the surgery, etc. Might make a new thread with just "Jack is the Best SS *NSFW*" Link to comment
metrokat Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Winner I can't get past how much thought was put into this. MIKETR has won a case of Swedish Fish! Swedish hookers not included AWESOME SAUCE! Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 AWESOME SAUCE! CMON MY GIFT WAS IN A ####### BLOW UP DOLL That blow-up doll is cringey . A FAMOUS MISTYPE MY DAD OPENED A STUFFED BLOW UP DOLL COVERED IN CORAL GLUE AND FILLED WITH FOREIGN REEFING OBJECTS WITH ME WHAT ELSE IS NEW? MY DAD AND I WITH A ####### BLOW UP DOLL Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls” SO JUST AS MY DAD AND I WERE FINISHED WITH THE PROCEDURE MY MOM CAME OUT AND THEN THE BAG WAS COVERED IN SOMETHING OHHHHHHH this tank Our hands are covered with glue! Thats the only actual "problem" lol.... He has a shit load on his hands and can't get it off BUMP TO NEW PAGE! Thanks Jack! Was hilarious, the whole thing from the ATI envelopes to the scary razor/glove/etc was awesomely thought out. Also the coral tongs are AWESOME. No idea where you found them; thats absolutely perfect for snails, frags, etc. Acropower was just dosed for the first time, looking forward to it! Im a little scared to test my alkalinity with that refill kit though.... I haven't tested in weeks and weeks! Awesome. Just awesome. Link to comment
metrokat Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 WHAT THE HECK WAS THE GIFT! ENOUGHT OF THE DOLL! YOUR POOR DAD! He's awesome. Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 WHAT THE HECK WAS THE GIFT! ENOUGHT OF THE DOLL! YOUR POOR DAD! He's awesome. Also the coral tongs are AWESOME. No idea where you found them; thats absolutely perfect for snails, frags, etc. Acropower was just dosed for the first time, looking forward to it! Im a little scared to test my alkalinity with that refill kit though.... I haven't tested in weeks and weeks! Awesome. Just awesome. Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Also the coral tongs are AWESOME. No idea where you found them; thats absolutely perfect for snails, frags, etc. Acropower was just dosed for the first time, looking forward to it!Im a little scared to test my alkalinity with that refill kit though.... I haven't tested in weeks and weeks! Awesome. Just awesome. Glad you had fun, hairball! Nothing brings a father and son closer than dismembering a blow up doll together.I had such a better more complete plan but work was super crazy the past few months. BTW, that glue is a polyurethane that was not mixed properly....the shit blew up in my face and I glued my eyelashes together. Had to cut them off with scissors. If you got goo on your hands....water will not help. Only time. I hope you didn't harm Gyna too badly.....she may still be of use.....I used her in the carpool lane a few times. -Your dad kicks ass, btw! Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Just a tip with the glue... Warm soapy water and a pumice stone will make short work when you are completely finished with the procedure. No. Do not use water with that stuff. It's moisture activated. Time. Link to comment
righttirefire Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Which part of cut here did you ####tards not understand... there were dashes... are you planning on stitching up her side and "re-using" here Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Which part of cut here did you ########s not understand... there were dashes... are you planning on stitching up her side and "re-using" here .....and gloves. I sent gloves in your DIY Home Circumcision Kit. Where were the ####ing gloves Dr. Singer? Link to comment
Hammerstone Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Too funny and filled with creepy suspense lol! Super Creative!!? Link to comment
Elizabeth94 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 No. Do not use water with that stuff. It's moisture activated. Time. That is truly diabolical. The first thing I would do is to [try to] wash any glue off with water.. Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 No. Do not use water with that stuff. It's moisture activated. Time. My dad says #### you ? Link to comment
JavaJacketOC Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 .....and gloves. I sent gloves in your DIY Home Circumcision Kit. Where were the ####### gloves Dr. Singer? I kinda thought the whole blow up doll thing was a joke...you're terrible Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 My dad says #### you I like your dad. Tell him he can use the glue to GWHB. You know he has some splain'n to do while he's laying next to your mom tonight, right? You owe him a beer. I kinda thought the whole blow up doll thing was a joke...you're terrible And harold has sticky hands tonight.......now that I think about it......it's probably something he's used to having. Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I like your dad. Tell him he can use the glue to GWHB. You know he has some splain'n to do while he's laying next to your mom tonight, right? You owe him a beer. And harold has sticky hands tonight.......now that I think about it......it's probably something he's used to having. I just tried out the hang in feeder thingy! The pellets just sunk since they're sinking pellets ? I need different food for it! Maybe a mysis cube can defrost there Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 I just tried out the hang in feeder thingy! The pellets just sunk since they're sinking pellets I need different food for it! Maybe a mysis cube can defrost there ####ing hairball :^ ) Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 ####### hairball :^ ) Ha I'll make it work! The clowns eat 2mm pellets that float too, not just the 1mm I kinda thought the whole blow up doll thing was a joke...you're terrible Did I mention the doll was used? Link to comment
JavaJacketOC Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I just tried out the hang in feeder thingy! The pellets just sunk since they're sinking pellets I need different food for it! Maybe a mysis cube can defrost there Put it in front of a powerhead so that when it leaves the feeder it's blown out into the tank. Link to comment
Hammerstone Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 The gift that keeps on giving lol. Don't wanna be on that guys bad side lol. Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Put it in front of a powerhead so that when it leaves the feeder it's blown out into the tank. Yes sir I'll try that tomorrow I put in 3/4 a capful of AcroPower but am too tired to read the bottle/:: I think that's probably good for my tank. Power? Dunno Gnight y'all -Harry and Princess G Link to comment
JavaJacketOC Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Yes sir I'll try that tomorrow I put in 3/4 a capful of AcroPower but am too tired to read the bottle/:: I think that's probably good for my tank. Power? Dunno Gnight y'all -Harry and Princess G Are you really going to sleep? I mean...reaaallllly? Acro say to dose like 5ml per 25 gallons each week I think. I just dose half a cap full a few hours before I intend to feed. Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 Are you really going to sleep? I mean...reaaallllly? Acro say to dose like 5ml per 25 gallons each week I think. I just dose half a cap full a few hours before I intend to feed. He did sign out "Harry and Princess".......I just scared myself imagining what is probably happening about now. Harold, take a picture of you and Gyna and text it to your stalker girlfriend! Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 He did sign out "Harry and Princess".......I just scared myself imagining what is probably happening about now. Harold, take a picture of you and Gyna and text it to your stalker girlfriend! ?????? I had to trash Gyna pretty quick since she was convered in goo (FROM THE POLYURETHANE!) and I couldn't let my younger brother or grandmother see it Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 I had to trash Gyna pretty quick since she was convered in goo (FROM THE POLYURETHANE!) and I couldn't let my younger brother or grandmother see it Uh huh.......sure. Sure you did. Have a great night, harold. Link to comment
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