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I like Fosters and Warsteiner, too. As for Bud, you're just one of those Americans with no taste.

I admit, I didn't enjoy Bud while I was in America but did enjoy many of the craft brews that you lot do oh so well.

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Why Hillary?

 

Why Trump?

 

Why not Bernie(I know he is socialist, but that isn't bad)?

 

 

1. I don't know

 

2. I don't know

 

3. I wish I knew

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I like Fosters and Warsteiner, too. As for Bud, you're just one of those Americans with no taste.

Fosters in Merica=Old English, King Cobra, Mickeys and several others, all terrible cheap ass malt liquor.

 

Bud can suck it as it is made by a Belgium company....silly Europeans :lol:

 

Plenty of good beer in the US.

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Cencalfishguy56

Fosters in Merica=Old English, King Cobra, Mickeys and several others, all terrible cheap ass malt liquor.

 

Bud can suck it as it is made by a Belgium company....silly Europeans :lol:

 

Plenty of good beer in the US.

old English and king cobra.. When you're ballin on a budget lmao
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old English and king cobra.. When you're ballin on a budget lmao

Fosters when your ballin on a budget down under or here. If your booze of choice comes in a 32 to 100 oz can you might be drinkin on a budget :lol:

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Cencalfishguy56

Fosters when your ballin on a budget down under or here. If your booze of choice comes in a 32 to 100 oz can you might be drinkin on a budget :lol:

lol can't argue with that! :lol:
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RayWhisperer

Yet, the Aussie here said it was. Are you calling My Mad C*nt, Jase a liar?

I appreciate it kind sir ;).

 

On, and number one common misconception (pappadumplingz should add this to the first post). Yes, Foster's is an Australian beer but it is the most garbage beer known to man! It only became popular internationally due to the Crocodile Dundee movies but you will be hard pressed to find an Aussie say they like the stuff. I believe it is brewed almost purely for export now.

I'll trust his word over your mystery authority any day!
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I have it on good authority that Fosters is not an Ozzie beer at all. Pure marketing.

Yet, the Aussie here said it was. Are you calling My Mad C*nt, Jase a liar?

I'll trust his word over your mystery authority any day!

 

Well Kat isn't entirely incorrect. Foster's is now owned by SAB Miller which are a South African conglomerate but we do still make it locally. So yeah, Australian beer made by a South African company.

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RayWhisperer

Having re-read your post, Kat. I believe you are correct. I'm pretty sure "Ozzie" doesn't brew beer. He's a singer, and you spelled his name wrong.

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Here is a all in juan guide on being Australian, by yours truly

 

Animals

- Don't mess with them, they don't mess with you, simple.

- Use your common sense, not all animals won't not mess with you, if you go for a swim at the beach at 10:30 at night, expect to be eaten by a shark or croc

- Beware of Drop Bears, very dangerous, will kill you and take your coral

- Kangaroos aren't a form of transport. It's hard to believe right?

- Spiders: Although most are harmless, they are still scary as sh*t

 

Slang

Here are a few slang phrases

G'day: Self explanatory, but for you feeble minded Americans, Good+Day=G'day. Not too many people say it

 

Arvo: Afternoon

 

Maccas: McDonalds

 

Cuppa: A cup of tea

 

Mate: What we call strangers

 

C*nt: What we call friends

 

Tradie: Tradesmen (building houses and stuff)

 

Sparkie: Electrician

 

Cabbie: Taxi Driver

 

Fair Dinkum: Essentially means I agree, or truth

 

F*cken Oath: Essentially means I agree, or truth

 

Bikkie: Biscuits

 

Bloke: a guy

 

Durry: Cigarette

 

Durry Muncher: Smoker

 

The Dole: Welfare payment

 

Relos: Relatives

 

Government

Just because we have high taxes doesn't mean we are communist. Sure our major left wing party is semi socialist, and yes socialism is a form of Marxism, but that doesn't make us "commies". Our major right wing party, which is currently in office, happens to be semi capitalist orientated, so i guess you would be happy?

 

Now you have the knowledge to become a true blue aussie, but I have some questions for you Americans.

 

 

Why Hillary?

 

Why Trump?

 

Why not Bernie(I know he is socialist, but that isn't bad)?

 

Why do you hate anything to do with communism?

I wouldn't vote for any of the current candidates. Gary Johnson FTMFW!!!

 

OK, the Aussies sent me here so I knew WTF they were talking about. Watch the entire series.

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pappadumplingz

I wouldn't vote for any of the current candidates. Gary Johnson FTMFW!!!

 

OK, the Aussies sent me here so I knew WTF they were talking about. Watch the entire series.

This is a gift from God
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pappadumplingz

You won't understand Australia until you watch this

 

 

After you are done watching it, watch the whole series

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You won't understand Australia until you watch this

 

 

After you are done watching it, watch the whole series

 

Always keep a Wendy stashed in the back of me Winnie blueees!

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