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three steps to getting a free fish


dickwayne

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Step 1. Take girlfriend to see "Finding Nemo"

 

Step 2. Take girlfriend to the fish store.

 

Step 3. Show girlfriend cute little baby clowns, complain about thier poor treatment at the fishstore and how you could "rescue" Nemo by putting him in your well taken care of fish tank, and say, "If only I had the money to buy him."

 

Worked like a charm. One side effect, your fish WILL be named Nemo from then on. My girlfriend also recognized the gramma in the fish store, so I'm sure it could work for other fish from the movie also.

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you should've taken her to see 'Showgirls' or maybe even 'Deep Throat'. :P

 

um, you do realize the clowns won't develop into a father-son relationship type, right? :

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Orange Crush

hrm...

 

cost of movie, popcorn, etc for 2: $25.00

 

cost of false perc at LFS: $10.99

 

I really have to question this "free" business.

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See, you may have to pay for the movie, but if you were going to see it anyways, it works out!

My girlfriend named the other fish Coral, which is Nemo's mother, which is kinda sick if you think about it, but whatever.

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