rileyrayne Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Are chickens or cows ok? Or just goats? Link to comment
EL CHUPACABRA Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Just goats. I also like tortillas. Link to comment
mvite Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 naaaaaaaaaaaaah Whatchu goin to do with the goat??? Link to comment
Sharpie129 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 naaaaaaaaaaaaah Whatchu goin to do with the goat??? He's the Chupacabra... what do you think he's gonna do with the goat? Link to comment
adinsxq Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 shouldn't this be in the classifieds section? what are you offering for TRADE? Link to comment
Phixion Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Do you accept yaks blood? Link to comment
adinsxq Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 so what DOES happen when you put dos chupacabras in a barrel? Link to comment
EL CHUPACABRA Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Wanted: Ban? For what? naaaaaaaaaaaaah Whatchu goin to do with the goat??? I just want to enhance its purpose in life. Hey its my uncle. He's the Chupacabra... what do you think he's gonna do with the goat? I am going to teach it to read, then help it find its role in society, get it a job, and some financial stability. I just want to help underprivileged goats. I am not sure what your insinuating but I would never do anything to hurt it... shouldn't this be in the classifieds section? what are you offering for TRADE? Hmmm good point. With mid-terms and all, I don't really have time to fly down to mexico and get a snack, I mean give humanitarian aid, and I generally don't pay for my goats, so I was hoping to either be gifted the goat, but to stick with the trading post forum guidelines I can trade... Hmm what do I got... Ah hah, I will trade a gently used shoelace, a 3/4 used roll of toilet paper, or a picture of one of our fellow nano-reefers mom, she's hot, he's not. Do you accept yaks blood? Unfortuently, yaks blood does not contain the nutritional supplimentation I require. Anyways why? Do you have a yak? (freak) Goat Sucker. Hey you know spanish, I didn't know that, you should add interpreter to your avatar. Pfft. Fine, I am looking for a goat, and 2 straws. Now are you happy? so what DOES happen when you put dos chupacabras in a barrel? I don't know, what happens? Is it 2 cramped CHUPACABRAS? Is it some sort of magic trick? Is it a baby CHUPACABRA? Thats a pretty powerful concept, I bet you could take over the world just by mentioning that you have such a thing. The mexican government has been contracting my families services for years to keep it's people in line using fear alone. Link to comment
Phixion Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Only at my home in Alaska do I have yaks. hahaha!!! Isn't Yak's blood some satanic thing or something, oh hell I dunno. Ehh anyways it's real! Here's pics of the one caught in Texas last year. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just a coyotarataroo! Link to comment
Tangman1218 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Weird thread. Entertaining though Tang Link to comment
jimmy595 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Why on earth is that man touching a dead naked dog? Link to comment
jamesnmandy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Why on earth is that man touching a dead naked dog? what i want to know is when you thought he took the dog's clothes off? ROFL Link to comment
Kool-cat Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 lol. Trading forum lol. Thats a weird looking animal, naked. Link to comment
the_anti_honda Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I will ship on Wed if thats ok with you. What color is the shoe lace and how long? I don't really need the toilet paper as I don't wipe but if you have another shoe lace I would like a pair. They don't need to match by the way.. Link to comment
sambo123 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 that is one nice goat, its probably worth three shoe laces! .....lol Link to comment
the_anti_honda Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I got no reply back and its Wed.... If he doesn't want this goat I have a local buyer. I will give him until this evening. Link to comment
epicfish Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hey, I'll take the goat. Will you take a colony of gravity in a jar? Link to comment
EL CHUPACABRA Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 I will ship on Wed if thats ok with you. What color is the shoe lace and how long? I don't really need the toilet paper as I don't wipe but if you have another shoe lace I would like a pair. They don't need to match by the way.. Its a white shoe lace. I believe it is around 42" long. I had a pair but one perished in a walking accident. The shoe lace seems friendly and I have read that they will accept a new lace mate regardless of color. To bad about the TP I don't wipe either, seeing as CHUPACABRAS are like owls and just cough up a pellet every few weeks. That picture makes me hungry, I mean horny, no wait, happy is the word I am looking for. I can't wait, I didn't think anyone was going to come through on this one. Link to comment
HecticDialectics Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Does that goat have testicles hanging from its chin? Link to comment
sambo123 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Does that goat have testicles hanging from its chin? That should raise the price! Link to comment
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