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  1. 🔥🔥🔥 Lawnman's Lounge 🔥🔥🔥

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, did I mention BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
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    Bars close at 1am here. We didn't sell any lots for 9 months, now all of a sudden our lots are in high demand. Also, these twatwaffles need to understand what non negotiable means, realtors as well. One came at me with some bullshit offer i put a BIG red X on his paper and sent it back with a note saying that the price on the lot is 350k, take it or leave it. We need to see pictars, preferable scantily clad. One of the girls I went to nursing school with danced through school, she graduated debt free so there's that. How bout The Rodeo Song? The only place I ever heard it was at the titty bar when I was bouncing there. Don't open that at work.
  3. You could try baiting him out with a piece of shrimp after the lights go out. I don't trust larger Fireworms.
  4. WTB: Long Polyp Toadstool Coral

    Where are you located? I have a few Indo ones left I'd sell.
  5. 🔥🔥🔥 Lawnman's Lounge 🔥🔥🔥

    BARTENDER JOKE An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
  6. 🔥🔥🔥 Lawnman's Lounge 🔥🔥🔥

    We got one off CL a few years ago. A guy bought it, his wife didn't like it so it got thrown into a storage locker. We got a recliner sofa for $100 that was still in the plastic, lol.
  7. 🔥🔥🔥 Lawnman's Lounge 🔥🔥🔥

    Break the damn thing up and sell it for a few$$, don't kill it.
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    Dafuq I walk into? Bunch a damn dirty hippies.
  9. 🔥🔥🔥 Lawnman's Lounge 🔥🔥🔥

    Yea, you 2 better spill the beans toute suite.
  10. 🔥🔥🔥 Lawnman's Lounge 🔥🔥🔥

    They're not really that expensive on the lists I have. The problem is that if I get in 6, I know damn good and well that I'm going to lose 1 or 2 of them. That's why they're so damn expensive.
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    Wed got married in The Keys in shorts and flip flops. We had to get 2 people off a sailboat to be witnesses and there was a Cormorant, Tarpon and Barracuda in the water behind us, lol. You got lucky. I have one right now that has tolerated a good deal of shit out of me. I keep trying to get one of the blue ritteris out of Fiji to no avail.
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    That ritteri won't tolerate all that asshattery Ben.
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