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    sorry I halved my Lexapro again
  • Birthday 05/31/1972

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    Vatican City
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    not you.

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  1. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    I think you're supposed to pee on it?
  2. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    Better light a candle and bust one last nut tonight...it's the last night of porn on Tumblr.
  3. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    My stoopid husband leaves his damn alarm on his cell phone on on weekends. And then when it goes off, he hits "snooze" instead of turning it off.
  4. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    Went to the store today...the person ringing the bell for the Salvation Army was a dwarf- she was ringing with her 3 normal-size kids around her. My husband gave me a dollar to give her and told me to say "Sorry to shortchange you....." Btw, the last few pages were pure gold...thanks for the laffs guys/gals.
  5. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    If they were really fortune tellers, they would have known the cops were coming.
  6. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    Wow, so you can lie flat in bed and watch Netflix?
  7. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
  8. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    Our house is ghetto. When we were house shopping, I decided I'd be damned if we paid more than $1000 a month for our mortgage. Pretty much everything is from 1963 when the house was built. I'm more into having $ for hobbies and vacations than having a fancy house. We have 4 bedrooms and an office, a fenced yard for the dog and chickens, we're a block up from Lake Michigan, that's enough for me. I take a little girl for riding lessons on one of my horses, and her family has 8 people living in a 2 bedroom apartment. She sleeps in a walk-in closet. Personal space and beds are a premium when you're poor. I appreciate mine. sorry to be serious on Fri night. Carry on bitches...
  9. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    Ugh, I can't stand HGTV. The priorities people value make me nauseous.
  10. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    do you ever squish your boobs together in the shower to make a little pool in your cleavage? haha, me neither, that's silly
  11. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    I recommend going to Mexico for surgery. Very safe.
  12. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    They regress when they're having a growth spurt. @kimberbee look up Ferberizing him when he's about 6-7 months old. It works well.
  13. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    No one wants to see that belleh...put on your fishnet crop top
  14. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    Soon us old people will be looking at day of the week pill dispensers instead of day of the week underwear.
  15. ParticipationTrophyWife

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    yes, I do change my underwear daily. Sometimes I can't find the right day of the week so I wear the wrong one. Just giving you my daily briefing.
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