I don't even know

Do more drugs

lol

Making fun of/referring to a popular youtuber called Leafy (LeafyIsHere)

you need to clean your hard drive buddy. what people do is go to places like (DMV) "DROP" or more likely plant a flashdrive for someone to find and take home then those people who planted the drive now have a back door to your computer. it might not be the case here but you never know bud.

if this off topic didnt hissss enough conspiracy for you then i hope i gave you something else to conspire against. 

and yes i know this is old very old.