ECLS Reefer Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 58 minutes ago, jack1978 said: I was like what the hell is that? A kidney? Jack is the Ripper? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Dirté Sanchez said: I was like what the hell is that? A kidney? Jack is the Ripper? It’s my pet snail, midget! 2 3 Quote Link to comment
spectra Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 On 1/17/2020 at 7:13 AM, jack1978 said: How dare you, Ol Man! I see your laughy face. Well your skimmer is defective.................... its not supposed to look like tea in there..............here is what mine looks like............ and would you stop scaring little kids.................... 6 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 hour ago, spectra said: Well your skimmer is defective.................... its not supposed to look like tea in there..............here is what mine looks like............ and would you stop scaring little kids.................... It’ll get there. I raised the cup when I first turned it on as it was filling too fast. Settled down..... need to raise it back up a bit. .... but, who has time for that? 2 Quote Link to comment
StinkyBunny Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 hour ago, jack1978 said: It’s my pet snail, midget! Looks like you're teabagging the front glass. 3 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, StinkyBunny said: Looks like you're teabagging the front glass. That’s the first thing Mrs Jack sees in the morning when she opens her eyes 3 Quote Link to comment
ECLS Reefer Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 40 minutes ago, jack1978 said: That’s the first thing Mrs Jack sees in the morning when she opens her eyes You know that's a fad now? Going to famous places and taking a teabag shot or taking a picture of a gorgeous place and taking a teabag shot??? Men and their balls. 1 4 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 Well, believe it or not..... this is the best the Fiji Yellow has looked since the transfer. It went from melted poo ...... to ...... just saggy poo. 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, jack1978 said: Well, believe it or not..... this is the best the Fiji Yellow has looked since the transfer. It went from melted poo ...... to ...... just saggy poo. ..... before transfer. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
ECLS Reefer Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, StinkyBunny said: No you sat there and read the ingredients to every bottle or item in the bathroom and tried to sound out the chemical names 1 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 44 minutes ago, StinkyBunny said: 21 minutes ago, Dirté Sanchez said: No you sat there and read the ingredients to every bottle or item in the bathroom and tried to sound out the chemical names Or shot stuff into napkins. 5 Quote Link to comment
kimberbee Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, jack1978 said: Or shot stuff into napkins. While pooping? Nvm... I don't want to know... 5 1 Quote Link to comment
StinkyBunny Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Dirté Sanchez said: No you sat there and read the ingredients to every bottle or item in the bathroom and tried to sound out the chemical names 2 hours ago, jack1978 said: Or shot stuff into napkins. Both. 43 minutes ago, kimberbee said: While pooping? Nvm... I don't want to know... I tell ya what. When you're a 14-17 year old male, you'd f*ck a snake if it held still long enough because of the amount of testosterone coursing through your veins. You have no idea what it's like. A napkin is MUCH safer than the snake. 5 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 45 minutes ago, kimberbee said: While pooping? Nvm... I don't want to know... Well, yeah. 5 Quote Link to comment
mitten_reef Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 oh fine, looks like I missed a few posts.....sorry Jack. Last i saw was the truck painting project, i think. 4 Quote Link to comment
DSFIRSTSLTWATER Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, mitten_reef said: oh fine, looks like I missed a few posts.....sorry Jack. Last i saw was the truck painting project, i think. You're forgiven 4 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 7 hours ago, mitten_reef said: oh fine, looks like I missed a few posts.....sorry Jack. Last i saw was the truck painting project, i think. Can’t believe you missed the one post buried in a sea of jibber jabber, lol. 1 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 7 hours ago, DSFIRSTSLTWATER said: You're forgiven Don’t put your hand up my butt and words in my mouth ..... Dave the Ventriloquist! 5 Quote Link to comment
StinkyBunny Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, jack1978 said: Don’t put your hand up my butt and words in my mouth ..... Dave the Ventriloquist! The Great Cornholio? 3 Quote Link to comment
DSFIRSTSLTWATER Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, jack1978 said: Don’t put your hand up my butt and words in my mouth ..... Dave the Ventriloquist! Ooo I like that... Jeff Dunham has a jalapeno on a stick... Wonder if I could do a dick on stick?? That works 👍 49 minutes ago, StinkyBunny said: The Great Cornholio? I need tp for my bunghole!! 4 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 Rock is starting to gain some color. The shroom is too. 4 Quote Link to comment
DSFIRSTSLTWATER Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, jack1978 said: Rock is starting to gain some color. The shroom is too. Hell ya 👍👍 1 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 These guys are looking for a home. 3 Quote Link to comment
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