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[jbb]

from the postage, I think the charged you for filling her with cement.

 

 

 

[patback]

Is there an official unboxing thread or are we going through this one strictly?

[jack1978]

17 minutes ago, jbb_00 said:

from the postage, I think the charged you for filling her with cement.

 

 

 

####ing UPS.....Thieving bastards. 

Just now, patback said:

Is there an official unboxing thread or are we going through this one strictly?

Did you already get all the blues? 

[patback]

1 minute ago, jack1978 said:

####ing UPS.....Thieving bastards. 

Did you already get all the blues? 

I got two blues.  I'm pretty sure that's it but I didnt dig into her arms or other leg yet.  Stick the spoon handle in to feel around but all I felt was body. 

How much did it cost to ship this thing?!

[jack1978]

Just now, patback said:

I got two blues.  I'm pretty sure that's it but I didnt dig into her arms or other leg yet.  Stick the spoon handle in to feel around but all I felt was body. 

How much did it cost to ship this thing?!

There's more than two for sure.  Keep digging. 

Uhhhh....... it was a lot. 

[patback]

2 minutes ago, jack1978 said:

There's more than two for sure.  Keep digging. 

Uhhhh....... it was a lot. 

Jeez, just used the ups calculator.  Holy #### jack, I would feel bad if I dont make cinnamon into a sister wife as sancho would say after all that. 

She will sleep between us for the next year until another lucky reefer gets her.  I will also add another small tattoo to her as my stamp.

[jack1978]

1 minute ago, patback said:

Jeez, just used the ups calculator.  Holy #### jack, I would feel bad if I dont make cinnamon into a sister wife as sancho would say after all that. 

She will sleep between us for the next year until another lucky reefer gets her.  I will also add another small tattoo to her as my stamp.

Lol, that would be awesome to pass her around!  Ms Cinnamon would love that. 

[jbb]

8 minutes ago, jack1978 said:

Lol, that would be awesome to pass her around!  Ms Cinnamon would love that. 

until someone like @Pinner Reef got her and NEVER  shipped her again 

[jack1978]

12 minutes ago, patback said:

Jeez, just used the ups calculator.  Holy #### jack, I would feel bad if I dont make cinnamon into a sister wife as sancho would say after all that. 

She will sleep between us for the next year until another lucky reefer gets her.  I will also add another small tattoo to her as my stamp.

I'll need pictures of Cinnamon and E sleeping together ..... Unckie Mike. 

[patback]

22 minutes ago, jbb_00 said:

until someone like @Pinner Reef got her and NEVER  shipped her again 

Feels good to use the laugh emoji at comments like this. Glad I sent something unlike @Pinner Reef

[spectra]

50 minutes ago, jack1978 said:

####ing UPS.....Thieving bastards. 

 

Should have had Sancho send it via Amazon like he did with his package

 

and enough banter @patback where are the pics.........or did you get some of the blow on you from the package.........

[patback]

13 minutes ago, spectra said:

Should have had Sancho send it via Amazon like he did with his package

 

and enough banter @patback where are the pics.........or did you get some of the blow on you from the package.........

Still working on her.

 

I'm not in my prime anymore.  I can only go for 3-4 minutes at a time and need a break.  The arthritis gets to me. 

[jack1978]

1 minute ago, patback said:

Still working on her.

 

I'm not in my prime anymore.  I can only go for 3-4 minutes at a time and need a break.  The arthritis gets to me. 

How many blue pills so far?

[patback]

I see another one! 

[jack1978]

3 minutes ago, patback said:

I see another one! 

In her boob?

[patback]

4 minutes ago, jack1978 said:

In her boob?

A little further down. More like shoulder area.  3 total?  My arm is too big to reach down any further. Lmao

[patback]

I'm gonna have to open her up a little more if there is 4.  Way too generous, jack. 

[Sancho]

What is going on in here? 

14 minutes ago, patback said:

Still working on her.

 

I'm not in my prime anymore.  I can only go for 3-4 minutes at a time and need a break.  The arthritis gets to me. 

Aren’t you like 28? 

[patback]

4 minutes ago, Sancho said:

What is going on in here? 

Aren’t you like 28? 

My prime was 17. All downhill since, and downhill with a running start. 

 

I think I'm 27. 

[jack1978]

6 minutes ago, patback said:

I'm gonna have to open her up a little more if there is 4.  Way too generous, jack. 

.....I honestly dont remember.   I remember 3 for sure..... I could have had some adult beverages prior and during.   You better get in there to make sure.

[patback]

I was kidding about the arthritis by the way. 

[Sancho]

1 minute ago, patback said:

My prime was 17. All downhill since, and downhill with a running start. 

 

I think I'm 27. 

Mine was 15....it’s been a roller coaster since

 

i think im 43

[patback]

Okay everyone, pictures will be posted up tomorrow.  Still have two shoulders and a Boob to search through just in case, but jack came through with some awesome shit.  

Wife was utterly confused when she came home but thought it was hysterical once she saw what was going on.  

Btw jack, Erin says merry Jackmas to you too.

[jack1978]

19 minutes ago, patback said:

Okay everyone, pictures will be posted up tomorrow.  Still have two shoulders and a Boob to search through just in case, but jack came through with some awesome shit.  

Wife was utterly confused when she came home but thought it was hysterical once she saw what was going on.  

Btw jack, Erin says merry Jackmas to you too.

Awwww, did she find my hidden note? 

[Sancho]

1 minute ago, jack1978 said:

Awwww, did she find my hidden note? 

Please tell me your ball sack wasn’t included.