patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 Little note from jack wishing me and the wife a merry jackmas, how sweet. If you notice, it says an autopsy is needed to recover my gifts from ms cinnamon. 3 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I personally dont think it was accidentally ingested. Jack is known for his south of the border antics being in cali and all and I feel like this was a mule gone wrong situation 3 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I mean, if she died in transit, how is she covered up? I smell some premeditation to send me the corpse... That sexy, sexy corpse... 6 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I couldnt bring myself to slice through her smooth plastic skin, so luckily for me she is an amputee. I was able to dig from the inside out. 4 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I guess all that rough handling woke her up! She isn't dead after all, which is good because now she can carry next years gifts to the next person I get. She got bashful after I pulled the first bundle out of her and covered up a bit. 3 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 As a tip to the next lucky recipient, By far, this is the easiest way to get deep up in side of her. Being a quadruple amputee and all....its the only place to hold for leverage 3 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 Dont be shy, just grab wherever you need. Jack was right, "classy she is not" 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I got tired halfway through and had to take a little break. Best way to do that is a little spooning. God, she was thick in all the wrong places and my fingers got tired. 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 I ended up having to perform a little surgery as my bicep was to big to get any further in ( I'm like, super strong and shit) and I actually broke the spoon trying to get up past her shoulders. This was gift numero tres. 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 In good ol' jack fashion, he cant remember is there were 3 or 4 gifts inside of the old broad... so I still need to do some excavating. For now, this the fruit of my hard work, Jack's generosity, and what cinnamon gave birth to. All awesome stuff, thanks again jack!!! 3 1 Quote Link to comment
WV Reefer Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, patback said: In good ol' jack fashion, he cant remember is there were 3 or 4 gifts inside of the old broad... so I still need to do some excavating. For now, this the fruit of my hard work, Jack's generosity, and what cinnamon gave birth to. All awesome stuff, thanks again jack!!! I hope both of you bought the poor bitch a drink before going shoulder deep. And also if she really ate all of that stuff it wouldn’t have been nearly as fun pulling it out. 😏😄 4 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, WV Reefer said: I hope both of you bought the poor bitch a drink before going shoulder deep. And also if she really ate all of that stuff it wouldn’t have been nearly as fun pulling it out. 😏😄 In the second to last picture, we split those two bottles. Cinnamon cant hold her suds very well. She's still sleeping it off days later. 4 Quote Link to comment
DSFIRSTSLTWATER Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 That is awesome lol. Your wife must have been dying while you were doing this lmao 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, DSFIRSTSLTWATER said: That is awesome lol. Your wife must have been dying while you were doing this lmao She is just now grasping the concept that we talk about things other than our tanks on here. She was really wierded out at first then found it funny after she read Jack's note. I think she thought I was just sent a mannequin for Christmas. 😄 5 1 Quote Link to comment
DSFIRSTSLTWATER Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I'm sure the initial look was priceless lol. Glad she had fun watching you go elbow deep in another woman. 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Glad everything survived inside of Ms Cinnamon!! Did you find the fourth blue? 1 1 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 hours ago, jack1978 said: Glad everything survived inside of Ms Cinnamon!! Did you find the fourth blue? Nope. Not yet.. not sure if there actually is something or you just want me to spend another 40 minutes of scooping out foam. 5 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, patback said: Nope. Not yet.. not sure if there actually is something or you just want me to spend another 40 minutes of scooping out foam. LMAO..... There were only 3 ........ I think. 5 Quote Link to comment
Tamberav Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, patback said: Nope. Not yet.. not sure if there actually is something or you just want me to spend another 40 minutes of scooping out foam. You need to get all that foam out so shes all cleaned out for next year S.S. Don't be sending sloppy seconds! 1 7 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Tamberav said: You need to get all that foam out so shes all cleaned out for next year S.S. Don't be sending sloppy seconds! Before then I definitely will. I am guaranteeing a gift in each arm socket. I'll tape it in place so that it wont float up. 🙂 1 1 Quote Link to comment
DSFIRSTSLTWATER Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, patback said: Before then I definitely will. I am guaranteeing a gift in each arm socket. I'll tape it in place so that it wont float up. 🙂 The moving just makes for a better feel around..who knows she may enjoy a floating package 2 Quote Link to comment
patback Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 I'm running low on both alkalinity reagent for the hanna checker and also filter floss and was surprised to see in tank products is being sold on amazon. Will be upset to not have a swedish fish in the box though, and also hoping the reagent isn't expired from amazon. Thinking today I am going to spend some time scraping the calcified algae off the walls so I can finally get some good pictures. I feel like time is moving slow now, I am anxious to get Harry's frags mounted on some rocks and also want to get an acro on the @NanoRox mini thing on the back wall. It looks great and cant wait to see what it looks like in the tank. 🙂 3 Quote Link to comment
NanoRox Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, patback said: I'm running low on both alkalinity reagent for the hanna checker and also filter floss and was surprised to see in tank products is being sold on amazon. Will be upset to not have a swedish fish in the box though, and also hoping the reagent isn't expired from amazon. Thinking today I am going to spend some time scraping the calcified algae off the walls so I can finally get some good pictures. I feel like time is moving slow now, I am anxious to get Harry's frags mounted on some rocks and also want to get an acro on the @NanoRox mini thing on the back wall. It looks great and cant wait to see what it looks like in the tank. 🙂 Some how I feel “dirty” just by unwittingly participating in this. 🤣 3 Quote Link to comment
jack1978 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 9:01 AM, patback said: Lol, did you fashion Ms Cinnamon a set of pasties out of the blue tape? 2 Quote Link to comment
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