Lawnman Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Its just... why?!??!! I guess I get a few USB? WHAT WAS THE ####### LUBE FOR AND THE ATI ENVELOPES You will have to get in the mind of Jack to figure that out. That's 1 scary ####ing place if you ask me. Link to comment
metrokat Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'm sure it will all come together when the doll arrives. 1. You put on the gloves. 2. You lube up the hands. you reach into the, ah, openings of the doll to retrieve your present. 3. If that doesn't work, you slice her open. Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Its just... why?!??!! I guess I get a few USB? WHAT WAS THE ####### LUBE FOR AND THE ATI ENVELOPES I think it will all come together... eventually Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 1. You put on the gloves. 2. You lube up the hands. you reach into the, ah, openings to retrieve your present. Stop fantasizing Kat. Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 This is the best thing I have ever seen. When Harry sent that to me I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard. Then when he said he couldn't hear the sound - imagine being Harry watching that video with no sound :: I laughed even harder! Link to comment
metrokat Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Stop fantasizing Kat. Link to comment
Lawnman Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'm sure it will all come together when the doll arrives. 1. You put on the gloves. 2. You lube up the hands. you reach into the, ah, openings of the doll to retrieve your present. 3. If that doesn't work, you slice her open. Wasn't nothing in mine Link to comment
Tamberav Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Grats winners, looks like Harry is the true winner though! Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Wasn't nothing in mine GODDAMN! Just choked on coffee and it came out my nose Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Grats winners, looks like Harry is the true winner though! I STILL DIDNT GET SHIT BESIDES A CREEPY VIDEO AND AN 8GB usb Wasn't nothing in mine Why do I doubt that your finger has not been the only thing shoved in there? Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I STILL DIDNT GET SHIT BESIDES A CREEPY VIDEO AND AN 8GB usb Why do I doubt that your finger has not been the only thing shoved in there? Don't forget the exacto knife, lube and gloves... Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Don't forget the exacto knife, lube and gloves... Like my sig? KATTTTT BEEEEE HORNYYYYYYY Link to comment
Lawnman Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I STILL DIDNT GET SHIT BESIDES A CREEPY VIDEO AND AN 8GB usb Why do I doubt that your finger has not been the only thing shoved in there? It was a little moist in there! Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 It was a little moist in there! Link to comment
spectra Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Wasn't nothing in mine WTF is that looks like a blow up turkey................ Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Harry right now: Ha Link to comment
ninjamyst Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 It was a little moist in there! then you did something right Link to comment
ReefWeeds Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 It was a little moist in there! Ewwwwwww!!!!! Not listening, not listening. Link to comment
Lawnman Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 WTF is that looks like a blow up turkey................That is Laverne she isn't a turkey Link to comment
Sancho Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I STILL DIDNT GET SHIT BESIDES A CREEPY VIDEO AND AN 8GB usb The lube $6, USB $3 to $15, pack of razors $5, pack of gloves $5. Man your getting close that $20 min. That may be all you get. Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 then you did something right Dunno... either foreplay or Lawn got the same SS that sent me lube. The lube $6, USB $3 to $15, pack of razors $5, pack of gloves $5. Man your getting close that $20 min. That may be all you get. HA TRUE! One razor... one glove. Ominous. Link to comment
spectra Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 That is Laverne she isn't a turkey Ok an anteater...............WTF Looks better than Harrys doll Link to comment
HarryPotter Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Ok an anteater...............WTF Looks better than Harrys doll IKR. Laverne>Princess WhateverSSCalledIt Link to comment
Sancho Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 In prison they take a glove and fill it with smuggled in lube or commissary lotion and call it a Fifi. Prison fleshlight Link to comment
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