PLEASE HELP! MY TANK WAS POISONED!

[bhskicker18]

Thanks. 7 lb dog on ketamine, morphine, and some other painkiller with starting with a d. I visited him earlier and even with all that, he still wagged his tail at us. Tomorrow is when we will fin out if his brain swelling subsided completly( looking good right now) and he will have his hernia repaired. He may lose his eye, but I've had 2 cats AND a leopard gecko who only had one eye, so we know the procedures on that already. Just looking on the bright side of things.

 

 

Poor thing! Hopefully his swelling subsided. If anything like that happened to one of my dogs I wouldnt leave the vet! Are you going to call animal control (or the police if your county/city doesn't have animal control) and tell them about the incident? THe owner of the pitt bulls should pay for all the expenses

[Euphyllia]

I just put two large cups of ice water on top of the kitchen door. Whoever opens it is gonna get wet!

 

Hopefully my dog doesn't push her way through there though...

 

I understood that

 

That's why I like German. If you twist the words a tiny bit, you get english

 

Es = it

Ist = is

Klar = clear

Jetzt = now (tricky one, but I remember it because it's similar to yet, and yet is similar to now)

 

Thanks. 7 lb dog on ketamine, morphine, and some other painkiller with starting with a d. I visited him earlier and even with all that, he still wagged his tail at us. Tomorrow is when we will fin out if his brain swelling subsided completly( looking good right now) and he will have his hernia repaired. He may lose his eye, but I've had 2 cats AND a leopard gecko who only had one eye, so we know the procedures on that already. Just looking on the bright side of things.

 

Oh my gosh! That's why I don't take my dog to the dog park. I've had dogs try to attack me there. People don't even pay attention to their dogs, they just let them like eat poop on the ground and rape other dogs.

[inkman413]

you throw ice water on ppl taking hot shower, you put a sleeping persons hand in warm water makes them wet thereself.just so you guy can do it up right

[Euphyllia]

you throw ice water on ppl taking hot shower, you put a sleeping persons hand in warm water makes them wet thereself.just so you guy can do it up right

 

I'm not going to walk into the bathroom, open the shower curtain (yeah, I still have one of those, whatcha gonna do about it), and look at them to aim, then throw ice water on them... That's weird...

[racerfreak]

I'm not going to walk into the bathroom, open the shower curtain (yeah, I still have one of those, whatcha gonna do about it), and look at them to aim, then throw ice water on them... That's weird...

 

I have to say this is the funniest thing I have ever read on here, sorry if this actually happened to you.

 

As for shower curtains, I'm pretty sure everyone still uses shower curtains, what else would there be? .....???... Glass shower door are for rich people and are really freaky if you are claustrophobic.

 

Back on topic... as for the ice, no you don't open the curtain and stair at your naked family member like a creep. You toss the cubes over the top of the curtain, but I would use some cold water too. If your hot water is affected by another faucet just turn on the hot water in another room and let them feel the cold.

[Euphyllia]

How about I just flush the toilet in the other bathroom and burn the person taking a shower with a heap of hot water straight from the shower hose?

[steviejitsu]

I say you do the cold water in hot shower.

 

For this whole month. that'll teach her!

[Mini-Dude]

9/10

 

I was frantically looking down for a resolution.

[iball1804]

I have to lower my voice with sony vegas before I upload anything to YouTube, and I still get laughed at.

So you haven't hit puberty?

[patback]

Poor thing! Hopefully his swelling subsided. If anything like that happened to one of my dogs I wouldnt leave the vet! Are you going to call animal control (or the police if your county/city doesn't have animal control) and tell them about the incident? THe owner of the pitt bulls should pay for all the expenses

There's some bologna about their dogs already being in the house before the police come, and even tho he admitted to prying my dog out of his dogs mouth, the police said the best we can do is ask him to pay, and I'd he doesn't then a civil case. A man down the road was cornered in his garage by all 3 of the pits and had to slam the door on them 20 minutes later. He said he will testify that the dogs are vicious.

[Detritus07]

I have to give you props though. You really had us going

no

 

Yessssss! I win without making people mad at me!

no

[TheUnfocusedOne]

I hate all of you.

[surgicalsense]

She's 8, she didn't know any better.

 

Gonna dump a 5g bucket of water on her bed tonight while she's in it!

 

+

 

.... fools or not. Sorry about your tank crash

[Jacob042426]

This waz dumb..

[iball1804]

This waz dumb..

What'd you expect?

[Jacob042426]

Nothing, thats why it was dumb.

[asting]

This waz dumb..

Do you realize how ironic that is?

[jedimasterben]

I can't believe I read the whole thread lol. Good job, Euphy!

[Euphyllia]

So you haven't hit puberty?

 

Nonono, I have... Trust me... ...But my voice just didn't change much. I used to be able to sing and hold a note higher than any girl in any of my classes. Now my voice cracks when I try it, but everyone I've asked said my voice hasn't changed at all since they met me. Some of those people I had met in kindergarten.

 

I hate all of you.

 

We all hate you back.

[iball1804]

Nonono, I have... Trust me...

I can't trust you.

[Euphyllia]

Do you realize how ironic that is?

 

Wouldn't it be more of an oxymoron than ironic? Still kinda ironic, just more oxymoronic to me.

 

I can't trust you.

 

Okay... So you, THE ONE WHO POSTED LINKS TO GAY PORN IN MY TANK THREAD... Well I dunno where I'm going with this, but I felt it was needed to be brought up.

[iball1804]

Okay... So you, THE ONE WHO POSTED LINKS TO GAY PORN IN MY TANK THREAD... Well I dunno where I'm going with this, but I felt it was needed to be brought up.

Yeah don't you always bring that up?

 

Wait, are you 12?

[acropora1981]

Firstly, you need to get your sister to pay for the damage.

 

I would produce for her a formal invoice after you've mitigated all of the damage that this 'prank' has cost, including labour (maybe ~$25/hr). Produce this for her, and inform your parents that your sister should be held liable for her irresponsible actions. I would also inform her that playing pranks involving live animals is not only irresponsible, but borderline psychopathic behavior displaying no regard for the well being of both you and your pets.

[Euphyllia]

Yeah don't you always bring that up?

 

Wait, are you 12?

 

YESH! Well I'm actually 10, so... Yeah, but my IQ has to be at least 10 points higher than yours, or any porn watcher for the matter of fact.

 

Firstly, you need to get your sister to pay for the damage.

 

I would produce for her a formal invoice after you've mitigated all of the damage that this 'prank' has cost, including labour (maybe ~$25/hr). Produce this for her, and inform your parents that your sister should be help liable for her irresponsible actions. I would also inform her that playing pranks involving live animals is not only irresponsible, but borderline psychopathic behavior displaying no regard for the well being of both you and your pets.

 

Good idea, she gets the same amount that I do, but she doesn't spend it. I would imagine she has at least a thousand or more from this past year that my dad hasn't taken away yet. He would have to agree though, he's the banker of the family.

[iball1804]

YESH! Well I'm actually 10

I hope you're kidding.