RayWhisperer Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 For shame, John, for shame! I ordered 10 dwarf ceriths. I already know John can't count, so I figure I'd get about 40. Nope. Not the case. I stopped counting at 100. C'mon, John. This is basic math. As if that were not enough, I ordered 8 dwarf ringed cowries. I received 0. Now lets do the math for John here. 8 x 2 = 16 That's $16, John... Not $23. 8 x 2 does NOT = 23. John refunds me $23. I had a big order. $111 and change with shipping. You can not tell me that shipping those 8 cowries would have cost $7 worth of the shipping charge. So, I decided to refund John. I sent him his $23 back. I know he doesn't have what I want. I know he's not sure when he'll get them back in. I don't care, because I'm one of those 1% you all love to hate. CM pays me well to slap you 99% around with the ban stick. Seriously, though. John is a great guy to do business with. Hell, I screwed up some other customers order. John apologized to me for ruining his business zen. Who does that? When you need a CUC, you need to see this guy. John, thank you again. Again, I'm sorry for screwing up another customers order. I still want those cowries + 4 more (That's 12, John). I'm content and willing to wait. I'd also like those left handed hermits and a few more limpets, when you get the cowries in. You can email me, or PM me, which ever is easier for you. I'll probably want a few more things by that time. For shame on me for posting this here instead of the Vendor/Trader feedback forum, where it belongs. However, I enforce the laws, so I can break them. That's how I roll. Link to comment
lljdma06 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 For shame, John, for shame! I ordered 10 dwarf ceriths. I already know John can't count, so I figure I'd get about 40. Nope. Not the case. I stopped counting at 100. C'mon, John. This is basic math. As if that were not enough, I ordered 8 dwarf ringed cowries. I received 0. Now lets do the math for John here. 8 x 2 = 16 That's $16, John... Not $23. 8 x 2 does NOT = 23. John refunds me $23. I had a big order. $111 and change with shipping. You can not tell me that shipping those 8 cowries would have cost $7 worth of the shipping charge. So, I decided to refund John. I sent him his $23 back. I know he doesn't have what I want. I know he's not sure when he'll get them back in. I don't care, because I'm one of those 1% you all love to hate. CM pays me well to slap you 99% around with the ban stick. Seriously, though. John is a great guy to do business with. Hell, I screwed up some other customers order. John apologized to me for ruining his business zen. Who does that? When you need a CUC, you need to see this guy. John, thank you again. Again, I'm sorry for screwing up another customers order. I still want those cowries + 4 more (That's 12, John). I'm content and willing to wait. I'd also like those left handed hermits and a few more limpets, when you get the cowries in. You can email me, or PM me, which ever is easier for you. I'll probably want a few more things by that time. For shame on me for posting this here instead of the Vendor/Trader feedback forum, where it belongs. However, I enforce the laws, so I can break them. That's how I roll. Yes, it's well-established that John's skills do not lie in math. LOLOL L Link to comment
Deleted User 6 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I don't care, because I'm one of those 1% you all love to hate. For shame on me for posting this here instead of the Vendor/Trader feedback forum, where it belongs. However, I enforce the laws, so I can break them. That's how I roll. ####in' a, ray. right on. Link to comment
mbonus Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I have really good lfs here in the Tampa area, but I only buy my cuc from John. He's the coolest! btw; my last order almost had the exact amount I ordered. 1 emerald, 1 clump of macro, 1 chinton, and 1 ringed cowrie . I got a free fl cerith that hitched a ride with the emerald. John really can count. Link to comment
johnmaloney Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 well again, I never said I was good at math. Link to comment
RayWhisperer Posted February 19, 2012 Author Share Posted February 19, 2012 I just placed another order, John. I want those cowries! *In my best David Banner voice* Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. /nerd reference. Link to comment
napierja Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Got my reefcleaner today...Johnny def doesn't know how to count...I ordered the JBJ kit, which was supposed to have 8 snails in it...this is just the dwarf ceriths bag... So half go to my 3 gallon pico and half are going to my established 25 gallon at home Link to comment
siwelk Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I just placed another order, John. I want those cowries! *In my best David Banner voice* Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. /nerd reference. For Ray, stunting actually is a habit. Link to comment
thedog12 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I just go my 5.5 gallon crew yesterday. I have read and hurd that John cant count so i figure i would do 1/3 of my tank size. i all ready had a few thing in my bc14. When i opened the box i was amazed i got all so many snails and crabs. theres no way they could all be for a 5 gallon tank. I would recomend john to anyone. I cant wait to get my dry rock in the mail Link to comment
johnmaloney Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Glad things went smoothly, thanks again! Link to comment
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