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The Return of the Tank Sitter

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HD wins threat.

 

I want the last two minutes of my life back.

 

yep, done. goes to show that tweens aren't necessarily young.

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metrokat

TS: hi whats up

Kat: chugging along. are you busy?

ts: kinda

kat: can i facetime with my tank? (side note for non mac users, facetime is video chat)

ts: the last time we did that you nearly popped a vein wtf this and wtf that.

kat: no no ill be good

ts: okay (turns on the camera, now im speaking)

kat: turn left

kat: more left

kat: oh. hmm.

kat: can i see the right side?

kat: WTF IS THAT!

ts: i hope youre not swearing in front of my kids. that is your evil cyno or whatever

kat: wow that close up scared me

ts: it is algae not a cockroach.

kat: can you move to the left. on the sand

kat: WTF IS THAT

ts: your snail pile

kat: oh

ts: this big snail did the most work. polished the sand.

kat: hmm i guess i will have to call him John

(can hear ts muffle a chuckle)

kat: what!

ts: yes. he is a rockstar.

(laughs evil-ly)

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SouthFlorida_Tron

Wow rofl

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FlCandy

HA your cursed with his kids in the room!

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metrokat

They still love me, I'm forgiven.

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FlCandy

Of course! Your Auntie! ;)

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metrokat

My niece features in this thread a little later on BTW. VERY cute dialog with her dad, the tank sitter, on face time. She was doing all the shrieking that time.

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FlCandy
She was doing all the shrieking that time.

 

 

LMAO learned from the best I bet!

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metrokat

I would have died if she said WTF! She's 4.

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metrokat

Forgot to post a picture of John the Rockstar

IMG_20110923_185446.jpg

 

Sept 27: Positions have switched, I'm with my tank, Tank Sitter is away.

 

TS: Good morning, how are you?

Kat: Good, what's happening?

TS: Nothing much, how is the most important member of the household? (side note that's the cat)

Kat: He's fine, crying all day all night for that special food, I'm going to ebay him one of these days.

TS: He only cries with you, he was on a diet with me

Kat: WHAT! You put him on a diet?!

TS: He's chubby

Kat: He's a LONG cat, when he sits his length has no where to go.

TS: okay. How is the tank?

Kat: Doing good I got my first fish

TS: Is it cute?

Kat: Who are you and what have you done with Patric?!

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surgicalsense

I totally dig the banter between you and your TS.

 

I am traveling in December, omg being that I am new to this... now I will have to see if I can designate someone who is up for it. Oh baby jesus.... :blink:

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castiel

Wait ... you got a fish?

 

Also, John disapproving cousins live in my tanks.

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FlCandy

LOL love how the questioning has turned! TS wanted to know if it was cute! :P

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Trav86
TS: He's chubby

Kat: He's a LONG cat, when he sits his length has no where to go.

 

This made my day. I may have to use this next time someone calls my cat chubby. :lol: :lol:

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metrokat

Well, I now have 3 fish. In the re-cap above I'm still in September.

Will post current conversations tomorrow. :)

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FlCandy

Poor TS has so many babies to watch for you! lol ;)

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metrokat

October

 

Kat: You’re all rested from the flight?

TS: Ya

Kat: Did you see my tank

TS: Ya

Kat: Can you hear snaps and pops

TS: Ya, is it breaking?

Kat: No that’s the murderous shrimp

TS: Didn’t you think it was sexy before

Kat: No that was Bubba, this is a pistol shrimp, a mobster. He has stripes.

TS: How come you shop for shrimp like you shop for clothes?

Kat: Huh?

TS: Wasn’t the other one with polka dots? this one has stripes?

Kat: The fish store sold me murderous shrimps, i did not fashion shop shrimps!

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FlCandy

LMAO you shop for shrimps like you shop for clothes! Awesome. :D

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metrokat

His kids are fighting over what to name "the nemos". So far the choices are:

 

Sammie and Volvo

Bogi and Pitaye

Dorothy and Max

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Kylebeano

Feeshay and Feeshbee

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FlCandy

HA those names are crazy! ;)

 

Love kids!

Glad it's not Dori and Nemo though or Marlin and Nemo or something from that silly/adorable/heart wrenching movie.

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metrokat

Oh please, I had to veto "NJ Transit" as a name. My nephew is a bus nut.

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Seano Hermano

haha. Awesome thread. Love hearing your TS stories. :D

 

"You shop for shrimp like you shop for clothes." lol...

 

Wild fish names! Anything else new with the TS?

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FlCandy

NJ Transit! :lol:

 

What about Steam and Engine then! LOL jk

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