claws Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 What did B.B. King say when he had finished feeding his pet whale? The Krill Is Gone! Link to comment
seabass Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Q) How could the goby afford to buy a new burrow? A) He prawned everything. Link to comment
amphipod Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Why couldn't the lonely hermit crab make new friends? He never came out of his shell Why did the clam steal his friends lunch? He was so dang shellfish Link to comment
amphipod Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 What's a zoas favorite subject in geometry? Paly-gons Link to comment
amphipod Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 What do you call a fossilized starfish? A rock star Link to comment
amphipod Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Why did the fish return to his drug dealer? He was hooked Link to comment
amphipod Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Why couldn't the banished crab answer to his old tank mates questions? He was sumped Link to comment
braaap Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 ^ This guy just talking to himself. Link to comment
seabass Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Two fathers and two sons went fishing and caught three fish. One father said, that's one for each of us. How's this possible? There was the father, his son, and his son's son (2 fathers and 2 sons). Link to comment
claws Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 Good riddles Seabass and amphipod. Keep 'em coming. Link to comment
uwdanno Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Rub a dub dub, Amphipod, Claws and Seabass in a tub. Link to comment
seabass Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Rub a dub dub, Amphipod, Claws and Seabass in a tub. Why did you post that? Just for the halibut? Link to comment
Reefer69 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Man those are almost as good as my pencil joke. I would tell you guys, but you wouldn't get the point..... Link to comment
uwdanno Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Why did you post that? Just for the halibut? lmao. touche. Link to comment
charnelhouse Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 What have I got in my pocket? Link to comment
ajmckay Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 What have I got in my pocket? A rocket Link to comment
charnelhouse Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A rocket That's what she said.... Link to comment
amphipod Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/303273_383275038412303_867208840_n.jpg Link to comment
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