basser1 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hey Gang, I got an e-mail from MD this morning. They have a new product that claims to "stunt" fish growth so that we can now keep tangs and groupers in our Nanos! Here's a copy of what the e-mail had and a link if you're interested in the free offer..... http://www.marinedepot.com/ps_AquariumPage.aspx?PageAlias=april-fools-2015&utm_source=MarineDepot.com+Newsletter&utm_campaign=eccd0c1307-Keep_a_SHARK_in_your_NANO_3_30_2015&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8741a9ea99-eccd0c1307-225026909&mc_cid=eccd0c1307&mc_eid=8048ac1b60 Deknarp Biogenics Pisces Minimus Have you ever wanted to keep a big tang, grouper or even a shark in your home aquarium? Now you can! Introducing Pisces Minimus from Deknarp Biogenics, a revolutionary new aquarium supplement that safely and effectively prevents marine life from growing. Just add a few drops of this groundbreaking formula to your aquarium each day and your livestock will remain the same size! Proprietary bioactive hormone suppressors combined with ionic elasticizers infuse the bone structure of fish to block the absorption of calcium and minerals which prevents them from growing. Now you can keep a shark in an aquarium as small as 10 gallons or a naso tang in your nano reef! The first 50 hobbyists to pre-order Deknarp Biogenics Pisces Minimus will receive a second bottle absolutely FREE! Click the button below to take advantage of this special, limited-time offer! Link to comment
Steensj2004 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hahahha, I just got it too. Totally a joke, they do this stuff. Last year there was some free DIY 100 gallon tank for 10.00 or something. lol. Link to comment
smiz Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 damnit they got me again! to funny! Link to comment
SchnauzerFace Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hahahha, I just got it too. Totally a joke, they do this stuff. Last year there was some free DIY 100 gallon tank for 10.00 or something. lol. I think I remember that -- wasn't it like 5 pieces of glass and a roll of duct tape or something? Deknarp Biogenics LOL Link to comment
D Z Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 This is awesome.....I just ordered a bottle...make that 10 bottles. Now I can finally keep that Clown Trigger that I have always wanted in my 34gallon!!! After doing some more research, I found that this stiff is like the end all magic potion of aquariums. It also lowers aggression in fish and makes fish that are normally not reef safe ok for reef aquariums! And it allows you to have more fish in the aquarium than you would normally. Now I can load as many fish in my tank as possible....I am shooting for more fish than water! Link to comment
xiaoxiy Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Do you think that this will work on mammals? I've always wanted a pocket-elephant. Link to comment
ImNew:] Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Do you think that this will work on mammals? I've always wanted a pocket-elephant. Can we find this out please? i would love to have a Killer whale in my nano tank. I'll make Seaworld jealous Link to comment
tdannhauser30 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 hahah this just proves how gullible I am lol.. Had visions of tiny yellow tangs swimming around my 28 gal lol Link to comment
Hart24601 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The company name is prankeD backwards. Link to comment
porkchop-rob Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Awesome! Well played MD... Link to comment
basser1 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 The company name is prankeD backwards. Liked the name as well..... Pisces Minimus Link to comment
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