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Travis

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Lol, ever sell frags? Every time my old tank would get overgrown I'd sell a bunch of the coral off to make room. my buddies and I would be relaxing in my living room and a few times a night someone would knock on the door; they'd hand me a couple hundred dollars and I'd hand them a styrofoam box, close the door, and offer to buy drinks that night.

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Lol, ever sell frags? Every time my old tank would get overgrown I'd sell a bunch of the coral off to make room. my buddies and I would be relaxing in my living room and a few times a night someone would knock on the door; they'd hand me a couple hundred dollars and I'd hand them a styrofoam box, close the door, and offer to buy drinks that night.

 

Hahahaha!

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I feel like a drug deal every time I make a deal for a coral in a parking lot , or pull up to a house that I've never visited.

Reminds me of the old days when you had to hunt around for a dime sack! lol


I'm going to have to invest in a scale like that, I hope my wife doesn't think I'm slanging grams. "It's to weight out my Red Sea Coral Pro salt babe, I sware!"

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I feel like a drug deal every time I make a deal for a coral in a parking lot , or pull up to a house that I've never visited.

Reminds me of the old days when you had to hunt around for a dime sack! lol

 

I'm going to have to invest in a scale like that, I hope my wife doesn't think I'm slanging grams. "It's to weight out my Red Sea Coral Pro salt babe, I sware!"

American Weigh Scale Ac-650 Digital Pocket Gram Scale, Black, 650 G X 0.1 G https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0026KXU7W/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_eK36ub0SNXYC6

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0026KXU7W/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_eK36ub0SNXYC6

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I used to use my scale to weigh baby snakes after they hatch.....it's since been converted to weighing reef supplements.

 

I used to live in Florida and what your doing was nicknamed Florida Math, I'll let you figure out why it's called that lol.

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reefernanoman

How about the time that I traded a frag for some fish inside a jack in the box? The guy brought a bucket and I had a zip loc bag. The people in there where like "what the.....?".

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reefernanoman

What about the other time that I had to watch the new SpongeBob movie with my daughter right after I had bought a coral from the LFS. Since it was too cold outside, I had to put the bag inside my internal pocket of my jacket that is pretty big and go into the movie theater just like that. :lol:

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Pinner Reef

Cops have questioned me on several occasions. Once for meeting in a shop-co parking lot with a bag full of chaeto another for some leather frags. In the instance of the leather frags he still tried to find a way of charging me with transportation/selling of exotic species. Me and cops don't seem to get along so well.

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I had a fun time with TSA once flying a firefish and a mandarin back from Oregon. I had put the bags in a Nalgene bottle in case of any leaks and I tried to tell the x-Ray 'tech' at security I was traveling with live fish but she was too busy gossiping. Needless to say, they were very unhappy I wa traveling with over 3 ounces of liquid. The guy that had to swab the bottle for explosives was really cool and told them to all chill out. He used to have a reef tank and was really excited about seeing SW fish.

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I feel similar with my planted freshwater tank. Potassium Nitrate, Mono Potassium Phosphate, and Potassium Sulfate. Three bags of white powder and another bag of brown powder (Plantex CSM+B) would be an interesting find if the cops ever searched my apartment.

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My neighbor started coughing loudly as she walked past when I was selling a clear Ziplock bag of green chaetomorpha to some guy from eBay.

 

He had facial tattoos which probably did not help the situation...

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My neighbor started coughing loudly as she walked past when I was selling a clear Ziplock bag of green chaetomorpha to some guy from eBay.

 

He had facial tattoos which probably did not help the situation...

Rofl
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