QUOTE (deepdvnarq @ Nov 9 2009, 12:14 AM)

i just caught up on this threadand it's sure a fun thread.
Thanks for stopping by!
QUOTE (deepdvnarq @ Nov 9 2009, 12:14 AM)

now for the seriuos question.....

I'm not sure that's allowed.

QUOTE (deepdvnarq @ Nov 9 2009, 12:14 AM)

a few pages back, you all were mentioning time and space in a toyota. if the theory is correct, then time moves differently for a fat person than it does a thin person due to gravitational mass. the "heavier" person would be moving at a slower pace than a lighter person would because of the additional time it takes to move around a heavier object. so in theory, a fat person would live longer than a skinny person becuase of the amount of mass involved between the two. so that means it is not the fat person's fault for moving slower than thinner people and if you want to live longer, get fat. the fatter the longer you live.
Well, it's true that time will appear to an outsider to move more slowly around an object of heavier mass. However, there are two problems for the fat man. First, time will still appear to move the same around the fat man, so he won't be able to enjoy any more of life than a skinnier person: it will just take him longer to do so. If person A and B will both live for 90 years, and B is fat, it will just take person B longer to live 90 years. Second, the gravity well of the earth will make any change the fat man may have experienced (as minimal as that would have been) completely disappear because of the fat man's extreme proximity to the earth's gravity well.
QUOTE (deepdvnarq @ Nov 9 2009, 12:14 AM)

here's to cartman's weight gain 2000!
Gotta love cartman.