QUOTE (Weetabix7 @ Sep 9 2009, 07:23 PM)

Hey R, think they want to hear that description of Jersey I shared with you last week?

QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Sep 9 2009, 07:53 PM)


Sure, the NY gang would get a kick out of that too.

QUOTE (JBM @ Sep 9 2009, 07:56 PM)

im sure i would!
something stinky about that state slightly west of ny.
Okay, so I was a little slow on this one.
Sorry, it's been one of those weeks.
To make up for it, I'm actually gonna give you TWO fun Jersey descriptions.
Both are quotes from Janet Evanovich, who I've been reading non-stop this week.
She's such a trip.
"Fancy pants wimps in L.A. rated their pollution and curtailed activity. In Jersey we just call it
air and get on with life. If you're born in Jersey, you know how to rise to a challenge. Bring on the Mob. Bring on bad air. Bring on taxes and obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and macaroni at every meal. Nothing defeats us in Jersey. "
"At mid-morning the Garden State was heating up. Pavement was steaming under a cloudless sky, petrochemical plants were spewing to the north, and cars were emitting hydrocarbons statewide. By mid-afternoon I'd feel the toxic stew catch in the back of my throat, and I'd know it was truly summer in Jersey. For me, the stew is part of the Jersey experience. The stew has attitude. And it enhances the pull of Point Pleasant. How can you completely appreciate the Jersey shore if the air is safe to breathe in the interior parts of the state?"
Hope you got at least a little smirkle out of that.