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Weetie rode her horse puppy. Then, all of a sudden ...
In came a man with with a gun in his hand and he...
MJ's Vet invited us all to.....................
oops too late on the post there. Carry on from Markushkas
oops too late on the post there. Carry on from Markushkas
QUOTE (Markushka @ Nov 30 2010, 10:47 AM) 
In came a man with with a gun in his hand and he...
Shot a reindeer who was bearing gifts because as we all know one should beware of reindeer bearing gifts because...
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 01:50 PM)
MJ's Vet invited us all to.....................
oops too late on the post there. Carry on from Markushkas
oops too late on the post there. Carry on from Markushkas
That would have been fun.
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 01:50 PM)
MJ's Vet invited us all to.....................
oops too late on the post there. Carry on from Markushkas
oops too late on the post there. Carry on from Markushkas
no, no ... I like that one better!!
sorry Mark.
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 01:54 PM)
That would have been fun.
QUOTE (Urchinhead @ Nov 30 2010, 01:54 PM)
Shot a reindeer who was bearing gifts because as we all know one should beware of reindeer bearing gifts because...
Rudolph is still PO'd about his red nose. TheHutt summoned the power to prop himself up, and ...
QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Nov 30 2010, 01:56 PM)
no, no ... I like that one better!!
sorry Mark.
sorry Mark.
There will be plenty of other opportunities to use that one, I'm sure.
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 01:58 PM)
Rudolph is still PO'd about his red nose. TheHutt summoned the power to prop himself up, and ...
summon for MJ's vet so then ...
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 01:58 PM)
There will be plenty of other opportunities to use that one, I'm sure.
So true!
She removed Rudolphs red nose and.................
TheHutt removed his canckle warmer and then...
used the red nose to heat his cup of ...
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 02:20 PM)
used the red nose to heat his cup of ...
beloved Starbucks coffee, then he...
realized they had RAISED THEIR PRICES AGAIN and he.........
had an ooma loompa prepare a vat of carbonite, so that he could ...
DESTROY STARBUCKS FOREVER BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE ####! then...
With his french press in hand he donned his knickers and...........
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 02:26 PM)
With his french press in hand he donned his knickers and...........
wondered where he put his frozen Hans Solo, so that he ....
could go solo with his hans and....................................
^best one yet
QUOTE (DHaut @ Nov 30 2010, 02:32 PM)
^best one yet
Agreed--- Henry!
carry on
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 02:31 PM)
could go solo with his hans and....................................
grasp his light saber to...
put a torpedo into the Death Star!
Light up princess Weetie and...........
Damn too late again!!!!
Damn too late again!!!!
QUOTE (DHaut @ Nov 30 2010, 02:40 PM)
put a torpedo into the Death Star!
However, when he launched the torpedo, it erupted into a cloud of ...
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 02:41 PM)
Damn too late again!!!!
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 02:53 PM)
However, when he launched the torpedo, it erupted into a cloud of ...
STARBUCKS FRENCH ROAST COFFEE!!!
QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Nov 30 2010, 03:23 PM)
STARBUCKS FRENCH ROAST COFFEE!!!
The Starbucks cloud drifted back toward TheHutt, and when it had fully coated his cankle ...
he said "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
... And went back to mooning over princess Weetie. Meanwhile back at the farm...
QUOTE (Urchinhead @ Nov 30 2010, 03:40 PM)
... And went back to mooning over princess Weetie. Meanwhile back at the farm...
Henry was getting ready to water his ...
medical (ahem) plants while cleaning the stems and seeds from his..........................
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 03:44 PM)
medical (ahem) plants while cleaning the stems and seeds from his..........................
beard, which had grown in quite thick. While cleaning, he ....
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 03:46 PM)
beard, which had grown in quite thick. While cleaning, he ....
saw his uncle, albert, creeping stealthily towards the outhouse. He...
was looking for Timothy Leary whom owed him some....
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 03:50 PM)
was looking for Timothy Leary whom owed him some....
magic mushrooms he had grown on the farm...
QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Nov 30 2010, 02:54 PM)
magic mushrooms he had grown on the farm...
and on his farm he had a...
had a duck, that sang E I E I O. That made uncle albert ...
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 03:56 PM)
had a duck, that sang E I E I O. That made uncle albert ...
wonder why they hadn't done a bloody thing all day...
QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Nov 30 2010, 03:58 PM)
wonder why they hadn't done a bloody thing all day...
But then he saw good ole Willie over by the outhouse, and he knew ...
QUOTE (Militant Jurist @ Nov 30 2010, 04:01 PM)
But then he saw good ole Willie over by the outhouse, and he knew ...
they would never run out of papers...
You see Willie liked to read in the privy as well as................
QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Nov 30 2010, 03:58 PM)
wonder why they hadn't done a bloody thing all day...
carry on.
QUOTE (Markushka @ Nov 30 2010, 04:05 PM)
carry on.
butter pie?
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 04:04 PM)
You see Willie liked to read in the privy as well as................
any one else in the family. They sometimes liked to ....
Hold hands across the water whilst...........
QUOTE (Needreefunds @ Nov 30 2010, 04:06 PM)
butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 04:07 PM)
Hold hands across the water whilst...........
puffing the magic dragon. That is, until one day...
Peter, Paul and Mary came to town and...............
QUOTE (spanko @ Nov 30 2010, 04:13 PM)
Peter, Paul and Mary came to town and...............
all tried to pick up Momma Cass and...
well let's say injury does not quite describe the result..
we all know no one's getting fat except Mama Cass so......
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